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Every Country Has A Monster by Jonah Ray


      Every Country Has A Monster 



Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo

[Verse]
[JONAH]
N.C.
Reptilicus is silly, but he really illustrates
N.C.
The great array of monsters all over the place
     A
Not just in Japan, but across the planet
     B
An "A-to-Z" gamut—a gargantuan panoply
 
[TOM]
   D
Example, please?
 
[JONAH]
 D
Well, name a land
[TOM]
 D
Belize
 
[JONAH]
     A
Oh, geez; easy peasy, mes amis
 A
See, in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo
     B
In Belize they believe in him
B
They're not afraid to say so
 
[TOM]
D
Scotland?
 
[JONAH]
D
Nessie's livin' up in a loch
 
[TOM]
           A
How 'bout Poland?
 
[JONAH]
A
A scary scarecrow named Bubak
 
[CROW]
      F#m
Huh; so...it's not just Godzilla?
 
[TOM]
      B
Well, duh, Crow; there's a lot that could kill ya'
 
[CROW]
B
Hey!
 
[JONAH]
 D
Tom...
 
[TOM]
D
Sorry, Crow
[CROW]
D
Okay
[TOM]
D
Bros?
[CROW]
D
Sho
 
[TOM]
      A
Yo, Jonah, how's the chorus go?
 
[Chorus]
[JONAH]
       A            Bm
Every country has a monster
          D                  A
They’re afraid of in their nation
 
[JONAH, TOM AND CROW]
        F#m          B
Every monster has a country
         D            Dsus2       A
Yeah, a station they call their home
 
[Verse]
[CROW]
NC
Gunter, glieben, glauchen, Crow-ben
 
[TOM]
 A
What turned the musk deer's guts to spaghetti?
 
[JONAH]
 B
Was it in Tibet?
 
[TOM]
B
Yep
 
[JONAH]
B
I bet he met a yeti
 
[CROW]
 D
Australia?
 
[JONAH]
D
There, drop bears will impale ya
 
[TOM]
              A
Then they'll sell ya hella-touristy paraphernalia
 
[JONAH]
A
Chupacabra's chewin' up cattle down in Mexico
B
Déélgééd's horn is gorein', battling the Navajo
D
Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
A
I know I don’t want to die
A
But when I do, he’ll be the guy
 
[TOM/CROW]
NC
Whoa!
 
[TOM]
NC
So, Crow?
 
[CROW]
NC
Servo?
 
[TOM]
NC
Ready to go?
 
[CROW]
NC
Start slow
 
[TOM]
 A
Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg
 
[CROW]
      B
Who's actually the size of Luxembourg
 
[TOM]
   D
He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg
 
[TOM, CROW, AND JONAH]
   A
Because he is the size of Luxembourg
 
[JONAH]
NC
What?!?
 
[CROW]
 F#m
Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamun
 
[TOM]
 B
Leprechaun on the lawn in Boston Common
 
[JONAH]
 D
You bots got the hang of it
 D
The song's really kickin'
 
[ALL]
 A
CHICKITY-CHINA, THE CHINESE CHICKEN!
 
[Dialogue]
 
[JONAH]
A                                       B
Gnus, killer shrews and the loup-garou
                                        D
Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu
                                     A
Now you guys realize the surprising size
A
Of all the worldwide daikaiju
 
[Chorus]
[ALL]
      A              B
Every country has a monster
        D                   A
They’re afraid of in their nation
       F#m
Every monster
 
[GYPSY]
(Sasquatch!)
 
[ALL]
        B
Has a country
 
[JONAH]
(That's Canada!)
 
[ALL]
          D          Dsus2       A
Yeah, a station they call their home
 
[TOM]
(Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!)
 
[ALL]
       A
Every country
 
[CROW]
(Scandinavia!)
 
[ALL]
        B
Has a monster
 
[JONAH]
(Kraken!)
 
[ALL]
          D
They’re afraid of
 
[TOM]
(Kinga!)
 
[ALL]
          A
In their nation
(Moon 13!)
       F#m           B
Every monster has a country
        D        Dsus2   A
Yeah, we've got  movie  sign






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