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Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) by Joe Tex
Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman)
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:D
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
|D |D |Em |Em |
(Aaaah) (Aaaah)
|D |D |Em |Em |
(Aaaah) (Aaaah)
|D |D |Em |Em
{Aaaah)
[Verse]
Em
Three nights ago, I was at a disco
D
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go.
Em
And this big fat woman bumped me on the floor,
D
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go.
Em
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip,
D
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down.
Em
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her "No
D
You done knocked me down once,
You done knocked me down once".
Em
I said "If you wanna dance, find you a big fat man
D
Y'all go on get on down,
Y'all go on get on down". Huh!
[Chorus]
Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
F#m
Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Bm7
Somebody take her, she's too big for me
D Em
She'll knock me down, woah down. (Aaah, Aaah)
[Verse]
Em
She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
D
She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down.
Em
I told her to go on, and leave me alone,
D
I ain't gettin' down, you done hurt my hip once.
Em
I know what you'll do, I ain't gonna bump with you,
D
I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down.
Em
She just shook her head, at every word I said
D
She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna get on down.
Em
She did that hip again and I hit the floor again,
D
She was gettin' down Lord, that woman was gettin' down.
[Chorus]
Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Bm7
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
F#m
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Bm7
Somebody take her, I don't want her,
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down.
[Outro]
Bm7
Somebody take her, I don't want her.
Say Leroy, you can have this one, dude
This big fat woman, dude. I don't want her
I can't handle her.
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