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Don't Have Any More Mrs Moore by Lilly Morris
Don't Have Any More Mrs Moore
[Verse 1]
C
Mrs Moore, who lives next door,is such a dear old soul,
C
Of children she has a score or more,
F G
her husband on the dole!
C
I don't know how she manages to keep that lot, I'm sure,
F G
I said to her today as she was standing at the door;
[Chorus 1]
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"Don't have any more Mrs Moore,
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Mrs Moore, please don't have any more!
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The more you have the more you'll want, they say,
F G
Enough is as good as a feast any day!
C
If you have any more, Mrs Moore,
G F
You'll have to rent the house next door!
C G
For the more you have of kids,
F G
Then the less you’ll have of quids,
C G C
Don't have any more Mrs Moore!"
[Verse 2]
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The little inn she uses now is called The Wooden Hut,
C F G
She's first one in at opening time, and last out when they shut!
C F
And when she's had a quite few she can’t go very far
G
And this is what they shout to her across the bar;
[Chorus 2]
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"Don't have any more Mrs Moore,
F
Mrs Moore, please don't have any more!
G
The more you have the more you'll want, they say,
F G
Enough is as good as a feast any day!
C
If you have any more, Mrs Moore,
G F
You'll never reach your front door!
C G
For too many double gins
F G
Give the ladies double chins!
C G C
Don't have any more Mrs Moore!"
[Verse 3]
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She's had a lot of husbands who in love with her have fell,
C F G
This one is the seventh one, and he don’t look too well!
C F
A year ago she married him, and on their wedding day,
G
As they were walking down the aisle, I heard the parson say;
[Chorus 3]
C
"Don't have any more Mrs Moore,
F
Mrs Moore, please don't have any more!
G
The more you have the more you'll want, they say,
F G
Enough is as good as a feast any day!
C
If you have any more, Mrs Moore,
G F
I don't know what we'll do, I'm sure!
C G
Our graveyard is so small,
F G
There'll be no room for them all!
C G C
Don't have any more Mrs Moore!"
Repeat last Chorus
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