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You're Pitiful by Weird Al Yankovic
You're Pitiful
capo on the 8th
intro
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2
verse 1
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G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
My life is brilliant.
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
G
My life is brilliant.
G/F#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic
Cadd9
You're always broke
G
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G/F#
really ain't impressing' me
Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of
Cadd9 D/F#
Adequacy
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
And ya smell repulsive too
Cadd9 D/F# G G/F# Em7 Cadd9
What a bummer bein' you
verse 2
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G
Well ya just can't dance
G/F#
And forget romance
Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya
Cadd9
Farty Pants
G G/F#
But you always have a job well I mean
Em7 Cadd9
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
chorus
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
Cadd9 D/F# G
No one's classier than you
interlude
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Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F#
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro
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Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 D/F# G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Cadd9 D/F# Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
Cadd9 D/F# G
When it just sucks to be you
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version 2
capo on 5.....
Intro
e|------------------------------|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|-0--------0-------------------|-0--------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|------------------------------|
C G Am F
What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
VERSE 1
C
My life is brilliant
G
Your life's a joke
Am
You're just pathetic
F
You're always broke
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of
F
Adequacy
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Never had a date
C C/B Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F G Am
And ya smell repulsive too
F G C
What a bummer bein' you
Lead:
e|------------------------------|
B|---1-0-1----1-0-1-3--1-0-1----|
G|----------0-------------------|
D|---------------------------2-3|
A|------------------------------|
E|------------------------------|
VERSE 2
C
Well ya just can't dance
G
And forget romance
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya
F
Farty Pants
C G
But you always have a job well I mean
Am F
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
CHORUS
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
You're half undressed
C C/B Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F G Am
While you're playin' Halo 2
F G C
No one's classier than you
F C F C F C G
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
F G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F G
Your dog would much rather
C C/B Am
Play fetch by itself
F G Am
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
F G Am
Guess you'll never grow a clue
F G C
When it just sucks to be you
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