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One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic





                          One More Minute 






D                        G        D                  G
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
B7                           Em           A                       D
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.


G                     D         G
So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
      C                         G
And I tore all your pictures in two,
      B7                              Em
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
     A                        D
Just because it reminds me of you.....


C                 D                  G
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
C                 D              G
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
           C             D              G                C
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you.


D                        G
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
    D              G           D
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
           B7                        Em
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
      A                            D
And I have to use the self-service pumps...


      C             D                  G
Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
    C           D                 G
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
           C            D                G                C
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you..


Em                    D                 G
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
C                                   G
Than watch you going out with other men
Em                 G            Em
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
A                                            D
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'


    C              D                   G
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
         C                D           G
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
    C                    D
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
                 G                C
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you


                     C          D            G
Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
            C          D                 G
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
    C                D
I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
G                  C
Double-edged razor blades
     G              D           Em
Than spend one more minute with you


           C                            D
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
    G                                            C
And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
     G              D           G
Than spend one more minute with you.....











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version 2









Intro

C   F   G   Am   F   C   G   C



G                        C        G                  C
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,

E7                           Am           D                       G
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.

C                     G         C
So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex,

      F               G         C
And I tore all your pictures in two,

      E7                              Am
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,

     D                        G
Just because it reminds me of you.....



F                 G                  C
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,

F                 G              C
I'm glad that you found somebody new,

           F             G              Am                F
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.


G                        C
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,

    G                          C
You got me feeling down in the dumps,

           E7                        Am
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,

      D                            G
And I have to use the self-service pumps...


      F             G                  C
Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

    F           G                 C
You ain't gonna break my heart in two

           F            G                C                F
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you..


Am                    G                 
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

F                     G              C
Than watch you going out with other men

Am                 E7            Am
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

D                                           G
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

(NO CHORD)
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'


    F              G                   C
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches

         F                G           C
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

    F                    G
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

                 Am                F
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you


                     G          G            C
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

            F          G                 C
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

    F                  G
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with

Am                  F
Double-edged razor blades

     C              G           Am
Than spend one more minute with you


           F                            G
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands

          C                                      F
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....

     C              G           C
Than spend one more minute with you.....











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