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Jan Egeland by Ylvis
Jan Egeland
Em C G Am X2
Em
Gray hair
C
Glasses
G Am x2
Suitcase
Em
Humble
C
Clever
G Amx2
And constantly working for peace
A
Uganda
Em
Congo
Amx2 C
And the Oslo treaty plan
B
Oh my God, what a plan
C
Not as famous as Gahr Stare
G
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
C
But when handgrenades are flying
B
There's just one man you can trust
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland!
C B Em G A
The United Nations superhero man
C G
Mad dictator with a gun
Am G D
Send in Jan Egeland
Bm A
Oh, how I wish..
Em
I was Jan Egeland..
Same as intro..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
C
And he stares into the mirror
G D
Flexing muscles in the night
C
And he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B
..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Solo: Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B
C G
Egeland (Egeland)
B G
Egeland (Egeland)
Em B C
When he's sad he goes to funerals
G D
In unusually heavy rain
C
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version 2
Em C
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase
Em
Humble, clever
C
Constantly working for peace
Am
Uganda, Congo
Em D C
And the Oslo treaty plan
Bsus4 B
Oh my God, what a plan
C
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
G D
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
C
But when handgrenades are flying
Bsus4 B
There's just one man you can trust
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
The United Nations superhero man
C G
Mad dictator with a gun
D
Send in Jan Egeland
B Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
Em C
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Em
Clean shaved body
C
Drinking his proteinshakes
Am
Spray-tan, skin cream
Em D C
And buttocks like he was eighteen
Bsus4 B
He's a peacekeeping machine
C
And he stares, into the mirror
G D
Flexing muscles in the night
C
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
Bsus4 B
To protect some human rights"
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
The United Nations superhero man
C G
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
D
And looks at maps with George Cloon
B C#m
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
| A | E | B | E/G# | A | A | A#b5 | B | "Egeland" | Em
C
When he's sad he goes to funerals,
G D
in unusually heavy rain
C
Large amounts of water in his face
Bsus4 B
But that doesn't hide his pain
C
He breaks down just like a homo
G D
And starts crying just like a girl
C
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
Bsus4
if your dayjob is saving the world
C G
When there's war and all is hell
D
Send in Jan Egeland
C B Em
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
C G
If there's one man you should trust
D
It is the Janny-boy
B Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland
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version 3
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D---4----4-0----0-2--0-2--0-2-------4-----4-0----0-2--0-2---0-2---|
A--2----2----3-3----3----0---------2-----2----3-3----3-----0------|
E-0----0----------------------3-2-0-----0-------------------------|
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version 4
E|---------------------------------------X4--------------------------------------------2-|
B|--------------------------------------- ------2-----------------------------------4---|
G|-------0---------------0--------------- ----2---------2-------------------0-----4-----|
D|-----2-------0-------2-------0-----0-- --2---------2-------0-----0-----2-----4-------|
A|---2-------2---2---3-------2-----3----- 2---------2-------2-----3-----3-----2---------|
E|-0-------0-------0-------3-----3------- --------0-------3-----3-----0-----------------|
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