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A Complicated Song by Weird Al Yankovic A Complicated Song Intro : Dm F Uh huh C extra cheese Dm F Uh huh C save a peice for me Verse: F pizza, party at your house Dm i went, just to check it out Bb C nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came F just us eating all alown Dm you said take the pizza home Bb C no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced PRECHORUS Bb pizza all day, and every day Dm cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bb and i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Dm Bb F Why'd you have to and make me so constipated C couse right now id do Dm Bb F anything at all to get my bowles evacuated C in the bathroom Dm Bb and i sit, and i wait, and i strain F C and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: F i was, feeling pretty down Dm till my, girlfriend came around Bb C were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say F in fact, i just thought i might Dm pop the, question there that night Bb C i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me PRECHORUS Bb who would have guest, her family crest Dm i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bb and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Dm Bb F how was i supposed to know that we were both related C belive me if i Dm Bb F new she was my cousin we never would have dated C what to do now Dm Bb should i go ahead and propose F C and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated No no no F No no (no no) Dm No no (no no) Bb No No (no no) C No... Verse3: F i had, so much on my mind Dm i thought, maybe id unwind Bb C try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide PRECHORUS Bb said not to stand, but thats a demand Dm that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bb and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Dm Bb F why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated C this really is a Dm Bb F major inconvenience oh man i really hate it C such a drag now Dm Bb i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore F C i cant belch or yodell any more, cant Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated oh no Dm Bb F why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated C i gotta tell you Dm Bb F life without a head kinda makes me irritated C what a bummer Dm Bb i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze F C but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no --------------- version 2 CAPO 1 Am Em Uh huh ... extra cheese Am Em Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me C Pizza party at your house F I went just to check it out C Nineteen extra larges Am What a shame F C No one came C Just us eatin' all alone F You said, "Take the pizza home" C Am "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" F So then I faced C Pizza all day F And every day C This cheese 'round the clock F Is gettin' me blocked C And I sure don't care Am For irregularity C (let ring) Tell me Am C Em F Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated? Am C Em F 'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated Am C E In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain F Am C And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Am C Em Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated? Dm Am No no no Repeat same chords for the rest of the song. Sorry.. I'm lazy. I was feelin' pretty down 'Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her so tenderly But woe is me Who would have guessed Her family crest I'd suddely spy Tattooed on her thigh And son-of-A-gun It's just like the one on me Tell me How was I supposed to know we were both related? Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated? No no no no no no no No no no no no no no No no no no no I had so much on my mind I thought maybe I'd unwind Try out that new roller coaster ride And the guide Said not to stand But that's a demand That I couldn't meet I got on my feet And stood up instead And knocked off my head, you see Tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated Oh no Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah) I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated What a bummer Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated No no no --------------- version 3 Capo on first fret. Intro : Am C Uh huh G extra cheese Am C Uh huh G save a peice for me Verse: C pizza, party at your house Am i went, just to check it out F G nineteen extra larges, what a shame knowone came C just us eating all alown Am you said take the pizza home F G no sence letting all this go to to waste so then i faced PRECHORUS F pizza all day, and every day Am cheese round the clock, its getting me blocked F and i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C Why'd you have to and make me so constipated G couse right now id do Am F C anything at all to get my bowles evacuated G in the bathroom Am F and i sit, and i wait, and i strain C G and i sweat, and i clench and i feel the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated No no no Verse 2: C i was, feeling pretty down Am till my, girlfriend came around F G were just, so alike in every way, ive gotta say C in fact, i just thought i might Am pop the, question there that night F G i was, kissing her so tenderly, but woe is me PRECHORUS F who would have guest, her family crest Am i suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh F and sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C how was i supposed to know that we were both related G belive me if i Am F C new she was my cousin we never would have dated G what to do now Am F should i go ahead and propose C G and get hitched, and have kids with eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated No no no C No no (no no) Am No no (no no) F No No (no no) G No... Verse3: C i had, so much on my mind Am i thought, maybe id unwind F G try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide PRECHORUS F said not to stand, but thats a demand Am that i couldnt meet, i got on my feet F and stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me CHORUS: Am F C why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated G this really is a Am F C major inconvenience oh man i really hate it G such a drag now Am F i cant eat, i cant breath, i cant snore C G i cant belch or yodell any more, cant Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated oh no Am F C why'd i have to go and myself all mutilated G i gotta tell you Am F C life without a head kinda makes me irritated G what a bummer Am F i cant blink, i cant cough, i cant sneeze C G but my neck is enjoyng a pleasant breeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no ---------