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Italian Plumber Lawsuit by Woodbox Gang




                       Italian Plumber Lawsuit





VERSE:
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I've been watching the news to see what new excuse
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they have for young people, committing violent acts.
A
Now they've hit on the truth, its because of all the
D                             E                                     A
meanness in the youth and the devils lawyer couldn't even argue the facts.

A
I've got a friend its such a shame,
              D
he spends his time with the video games
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staring at colored glass, all day
A
And the plan floats in his brain,
         D
the poor boy's gone half insane
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and i aim, to make the perpetrators pay.

CHORUS
E                       A
He spits fire, and eats flowers
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he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
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i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
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I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
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My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
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and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

VERSE:
Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime,
there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower.
and he swears on the blood of King Koopa,
he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas,
his minds so strung out on that flower power.

CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.

VERSE
Well theres all kinds of video games,
that are leading this world to shame,
and i for one, im not gonna take it
well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert,
and one whos gone wild over frogger,
and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked.
but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber,
his princess, and his good for nothin brother,
their existence in this world is a disease.
But will i do anything about it?
I doubt it,
I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese!

CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.









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