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If I Had My Druthers by Woodbox Gang




        If I Had My Druthers





 
VERSE 1
         G
Don™t you go motherfuckering me boys
         C                G
Don™t you go motherfuckering me
         G
Don™t you go motherfuckering me boys
         A                D
Don™t you go motherfuckering me
G                                 G7
Well I™ll tell you my brother and all of you others
   C                  A
If I had my druthers I’d be cocksuckered
         G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me boys
         D                G
Don’t you go motherfuckering me
 
VERSE 2

I™ll be strangled and stripped I™ll be wet noodle whipped
Don™t you go motherfuckering me
I™ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls
Don™t you go motherfuckering me
I™ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass
I™ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear
Don™t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don™t you go motherfuckering me

VERSE 3
Iâll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug
Don™t you go motherfuckering me
I™ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine
Don™t you go motherfuckering me                  
I™ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose
I™ll hold the load of a horny toad
Don™t you go motherfuckering me boys
Don™t you go motherfuckering me









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