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First Rate Smokes by Woodbox Gang
First Rate Smokes
VERSE 1
C D
My name is Seymour Green
G
I'm an honest business man
C D
I make First Rate Smokes
G
From a warehouse in my van
C D
I've had some troubles
G
With the EPA
C D
I change my company name
G
Every other day
C D
I hire out workers
G
From Kentucky factories
C D
Who spend their days working for
G
R.J. Reynolds Industries
C D
They find me in the parking lot
G
When the factory whistle blows
C D
And we roll up all the tobacco
G
That gets stuck between their toes
Chorus
C D
Take off your shoes
G
It's time to go to work
CD G
It's 3am and we're setting up shop
C D
Take off your socks
G
Start scraping those nails
C D
If the ATF discovers us
G
It's GPCs from jail
VERSE 2
I'm in cahoots with some Canucks
Just above the borderline
They package all my products
With cute logos and designs
I distribute to truck stops
And small town liquor stores
They buy cases of cartons
And call me up for more
VERSE 3
Thrifty smokers don't mind
Where their cigarettes are from
All they really want
Is smoke and tar in their lungs
So if you ever buy a pack
Of First Rate Smokes
You know the tar won't kill you
But the smell will make you choke
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