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Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs by Voltaire





          Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs







TUNING: Half-step down [D G C F A D]

        D                              D
My granny while on her death bed

       G               D
She turned and said to me

 G                                A                D
"Why must you view life so morbidly?

   D                          D
I tried to teach you right

       G                            D
But somewhere I went wrong

               G
'Cuz you sang those

                     A                             D
Death death devil devil evil evil songs"

           D                                  D
When six pallbearers put her down

        G                              D
And laid her body in the ground

       G
My eyes were wet

        A                    D
My face was very long

        D                       D
The pastor said "son here you are

          G                        D
Won't you please take this guitar

         G                       A                       D
Sing dearly departed Granny one last song"




                    D
And I sang death death 

A
devil devil devil devil 

G                          D
evil evil evil evil songs

G                                                D
Hell you know that's how I get along

D                               A
The world is full of tragedies

       G                   D
So how can it be wrong?

G 
Singing death death death death

A                               D
Devil devil evil evil songs




D                                           G
Well I was shopping at Hot Topic

D                                          A
And I was walking out the store 

           D                                   A
When two dumb jocks came up to me

                  G                        D
They said "Hey fag it ain't Halloween"

G                              A                     D
And they kicked my lipstick to the floor




                   D
And I sang death death 

A                                 G                          D 
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

G                                                D
Hell you know that's how I get along

D                               A
The world is full of idiots

G                          D
So how can it be wrong?
G                                                  
Singing death death death death 

A                               D
Devil devil evil evil songs




D                                                G
Well I went down to church on Sunday

D                          A
I sat up front in a pew

D                                       A
The priest said "Jesus and Mary too,

G                                     D
Son what the devils got into you?

D                 A                    D
Get up and sing a hymn or two"



                  D
And I sang death death 

A                                 G                          D 
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

G                                                D
Hell you know that's how I get along

D                               A
The world is full of hypocrisies

G                          D
So how can it be wrong?

G                                                  
Singing death death death death 

A                               D
Devil devil evil evil songs






D                              G
I was invited to the White House

D                                     A   
The president pulled me aside
                G                    A
He said "Son sing us a song of peace

                D                        D
For those evil doers in the Middle East"

G                 A                                D
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme



                   
                    D
And I sang death death 

A                                  G                         D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

G                                               D
And you know that's how I get along

D                             A
The world is full of W's

G                         D 
So how can it be wrong?

G            
Singing death death death death

A                               D
Devil devil evil evil songs



         D                     D
Well then I died and went to Hell
 
             G                                           D
I could tell right away by the awful smell

         G                       A                     D
That this was clearly not the pearly gates

        D                                            D
The devil said "come here young man

       G                               D
My wife and I are your biggest fans"

      G               A              D
So naturally I felt I had it made

        D                          A               G                        
Well then he reached into an iron chest

              G                   A                     D
And he picked a tool that he felt was best

         D                          A     
And then he jabbed me in the shlong
  
          G                                            D
With a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs

      G                          A                                D
He turned to me and winked and sang this song


              D
He sang death death

A                                   G                        D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

G                                                 D
Yeah I know that's how you got along

D                          A
I find your song hilarious 

G                                          D 
But now your soul's precarious

G                
Singing your death death death death

A                                D
Devil devil evil evil songs


D
I'm just kidding kid
Welcome to Hell
Enjoy the buffet




D
Death death 

A                                 G                          D
devil devil devil devil evil evil evil evil songs

G                                                  D
And you know that's how we got along

D                              A
The world is full of sinners

G                          D
So how can it be wrong?

G
Singing death death death death

A                               D
Devil devil evil evil songs









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version 2









  C                   C
My Granny while on her death bed
    F                  C
she turned and said to me
F                 G            C (pluck strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord)
Why must you view life so morbidly
C                          C
well i tried to teach you right
F                    C
but somewhere i went wrong
          F                      G                     C
Cause you sing those death death devil devil evil evil songs
     C             C
Well 6 pallbearers put her down
    F            G      C
and lay her body in the ground
F
my eyes were wet 
   G                C (pluck 1, 2, 3)
my face was very long
    C                 C
the pastor said "son, here you are,
F                G           C
wont you please take this guitar, 
     F             G               C
sing dear departed granny one last song."
           C           G                       F                   C
And I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                   G         C
hell you know thats how i get along
C                    G
The world is full of tragedy
    
F                C
so how can it be wrong?
        F                       G                     C
Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
C                      F
Well I was shopping at hot topic
C                         G
and I was walking out the door
     C                   G
when two dumb jocks came up to me 
           F                C
they said "Hey fag, it aint halloween"
 F                 G               C
and they kicked my lipstick to the floor
           C           G                       F                   C
and i sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                   G          C
well you know thats how i get along
    C                G         F             C
The world is full of IDIOTS so how can it be wrong?
             F                       G                     C
Singing your Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
C                             F
Well I went down to church on sunday
C                  G
I sat upfront in a Pew
    C                      G              F                    C
The Priest said "Jesus and Mary too! Son, what the devil's got into you? 
F          G              C
Get up and sing a hymn or two!"
           C          G                       F                   C
So I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                   G         C
Yeah You know thats how i get along!
    C               G            F             C
The world's full of Hypocrisy so how can it be wrong?
        F                      G                      C
Singing death death death death devil devil evil evil songs.
C                          F
I was invited to the white house
C                       G
The president pulled me aside
         C             G
He said "Son sing us a song of peace for those, 
F                  C
Evil do-ers in the middle east!"
F           G                    C
I rolled my eyes and kicked this rhyme!
       C                G                  F                    C
I sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                   G         C
Hell you know thats how i get along
C                    G
The world is Full of 'W'
F                C
So how can it be wrong?
         F                     G                      C (Strum repeatedly)
Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
C                    C
Well then I died and went to hell
         F                      G    C
I could tell right away by the awful smell
      F               G              C
That this was clearly not the pearly gates
   C            C
The devil said "Come here young man, 
   F                   G       C
My wife and I are your biggest fans"
    F          G             C
So naturally i felt i had it made
      C              G            F
well then he reached into an iron chest
        F              G                 C
and he picked the tool, that he felt was best
    C                 G
and then he jabbed me in the schlong
       F                  G         C
with a pitchfork that had sharpened prongs!
    F               G                     C
He turned to me and winked and sang this song
         C          G                       F                   C
He sang DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                  G          C
Yeah I know thats how you got along
C                G
I find your song Hilarious!
     F              G     C
But now your soul's precarious!
              F                     G                       C
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

Im just kiddin' kid, welcome to hell

enjoy the buffet
C           G                       F                   C
DEATH DEATH DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SONGS
F                   G          C
Hell you know thats how we get along
C                    G
The world is full of Sinners
  F              C
so how can it be wrong?
             F                       G                     C(keep strumming)
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs

G C to finish












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