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Bottles Of Beer by Ray William Johnson
Bottles Of Beer
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I was chilling with my BUD, SAM ADAMS.
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We get a call from MILLER. The man was having spasms.
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He said, "dude get dressed. There's not a chance in hell
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That we could miss this keg party up in SAN MIGUEL."
Bb
"Do I have to go out, dude?"
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"No but that Mexican chick CORONA is there,
And she's been asking about you."
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I hung up the phone. Time to get dressed, I
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Put on my MAGIC HAT and my shirt with the RED STRIPE.
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We hit a BUSCH dodging traffic as we passed by 'em
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In that KILLIAN'S RED charger with the FAT TIRE(s).
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We drove around for like half the night.
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Luckily the BLUE MOON provided NATURAL LIGHT.
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We rolled up to the party and everybody was rockin',
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Playing BECK'S old single on that iPod dock and
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That's where it's at. My ears were all ringing.
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The party crowd was getting loud, and everybody started singing:
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[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
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You take one down, you pass it around,
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You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
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Now everyone was crammed in the basement, wasted
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Even ASAHI, that foreign exchange kid.
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He was just in KINGFISHER, wreckin' his Vette
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Like "automobile, big leck!"
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I poured myself a brew and drank half the glass
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This ugly MOOSEHEAD chick kept grabbing my ass.
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I told that HARP that she could go to hell
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And then I saw CORONA, and she was looking STELLA.
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And down to have some fun, she
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Was still a freshman, a YUENGLING with a tongue-ring.
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The alcohol was all clouding my thinking,
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So I slapped her on the HEINEKEN I get you a drink? And
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She said, "ha! You're totally cute.
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"If you fetch me a beer, I'll let you touch my boob."
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Hell yeah, I went to get her a drink, then
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The party started moving, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
Bb
CORONA'S ex-boyfriend started talking to me
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His FOSTER(s) parents nicknamed him MILWAUKEE'S BEAST.
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'Cause dude was big enough that he could tackle the world.
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He was like "Hey Broski, you're jacking my girl.
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I should bust your SKOL. You look like a queer, I'm
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Gonna challenge you to a game of beer pong."
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"Of COORS! Challenge accepted."
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You can call me GUINNESS, 'cause I'm touting the record."
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Beer pong's my game, and with my shoulder cocked
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I bounced that ball in the cup like a ROLLING ROCK.
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We played for a while, and I was wooing them when
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I showed everyone who'd win the BLUE RIBBON... PABST
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And CORONA was like, "wow!
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You can totally touch my boob now."
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I was EL PRESIDENTE
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Or maybe a king with my CORONA
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In my NEW CASTLE, and everybody started singing:
Bb
[inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
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[inaudible] bottles of beer.
F
You take one down, you pass it around,
F Bb
You got [inaudible] bottles of beer on the wall.
(x2)
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