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How To Make Gravy by Paul Kelly





                          How To Make Gravy







     E x 7                                      Some weird chord x8             Repeat this.  I'm not sure 
the other part
   V   ^    V ^      V   V    ^       V   V   ^    V      V   V   ^    V
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0---|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--2---2---2---2--I--2---2---2---2---|I
I--1---1---1-1--I--1---1---1---I--2---2---2---2--I--2---2---2---2---|I
I--2---2---2-2--I--2---2---2---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4---|I
I--2---2---2-2--I--2---2---2---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4---|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0---|I

That's all I know, I'm not sure if it changes.  Now for the slide part.  Timing's probably screwed.

I------------------------------------|
I--7--5--5--7--7--9--9--7--7--5------|
I------------------------------------|
I------------------------------------|
I------------------------------------|
I------------------------------------|

Now the lyrics.

Hello Daniel, It's Joe here,
I hope you're keepin' well
It's the 21st. of December,
Now they're ringin' the last bell
If I get good behavior,
I'll be out of here by July
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day,
Please don't let 'em cry for me

(Drums kick in)

I guess, the brothers are comin' down from Queensland,
and Stella's flyin' in from the coast
They say it's gonna be, a hundred degrees, even more maybe,
But that won't stopthe roast
Who's gonna make the gravy, now
I bet it won't taste the same
just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for sweetness and that 
tang
Give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly,
tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time,
and look after Rita, I'll be thinkin' of her,
early Christmas morning, when I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend,
I hope he can hold his own
do ya remember the last one, what was his name again?                  (laughs)
just a little too much cologne
and Roger, ya know I'm even gonna miss Roger,
'Cos there's sure as hell no-one in here I wanna fight

Praise to baby Jesus,
have a merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it,
all the treasure and the trash,
later in the evening,
I can just imagine,
You'll put on Juniour Mervin
and push the tables back
and you'll dance with Rita,
I know you really like her,
just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back                (shouts)
I didn't mean to say that,
it's just my mind that plays up,
multiplies these matters,
and turns imagination into fact,

You know I love her badly,
she's the one to save me,
gonna make some gravy,
gonna taste the fat
tell her I'm sorry,
yeah I love her badly,
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleeping children for me
ya know one of these days,
I'll be makin' gravy, I'll be makin' plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.










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version 2









Verse pattern:

I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--1---1---1-1--I--1---1---1---I--2---2---2---2--I--2---2---2---2-----|I
I--2---2---2-2--I--2---2---2---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4-----|I
I--2---2---2-2--I--2---2---2---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I

I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--4---4---4-4--I--4---4---4---I--2---2---2---2--I--2---2---2---2-----|I
I--6---6---6-6--I--6---6---6---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4-----|I
I--6---6---6-6--I--6---6---6---I--4---4---4---4--I--4---4---4---4-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I

Bridge pattern:

I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--6---6---6-6--I--6---6---6---I--5---5---5---5--I--5---5---5---5-----|I
I--7---7---7-7--I--7---7---7---I--6---6---6---6--I--6---6---6---6-----|I
I--7---7---7-7--I--7---7---7---I--6---6---6---6--I--6---6---6---6-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I


I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I
I--6---6---6-6--I--6---6---6---I--8---8---8---8--I--8---8---8---8-----|I
I--7---7---7-7--I--7---7---7---I--9---9---9---9--I--9---9---9---9-----|I
I--7---7---7-7--I--7---7---7---I--9---9---9---9--I--9---9---9---9-----|I
I--0---0---0-0--I--0---0---0---I--0---0---0---0--I--0---0---0---0-----|I

Verse pattern: x2
Hello Daniel, It's Joe here,
I hope you're keepin' well
It's the 21st. of December,
Now they're ringin' the last bell

Bridge pattern: x1
If I get good behavior,
I'll be out of here by July

Verse pattern: x1
Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day,
Please don't let 'em cry for me

REPEAT

I guess, the brothers are comin' down from Queensland,
and Stella's flyin' in from the coast
They say it's gonna be, a hundred degrees, even more maybe,
But that won't stopthe roast
Who's gonna make the gravy, now
I bet it won't taste the same
just add flour, salt, a little red wine, don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce for 
sweetness and that tang
Give my love to Angus, and to Frank and Dolly,
tell 'em all I'm sorry, I screwed up this time,
and look after Rita, I'll be thinkin' of her,
early Christmas morning, when I'm standing in line

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend,
I hope he can hold his own
do ya remember the last one, what was his name again?
just a little too much cologne
and Roger, ya know I'm even gonna miss Roger,
'Cos there's sure as hell no-one in here I wanna fight

Praise to baby Jesus,
have a merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it,
all the treasure and the trash,
later in the evening,
I can just imagine,
You'll put on Juniour Mervin
and push the tables back
and you'll dance with Rita,
I know you really like her,
just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the back
I didn't mean to say that,
it's just my mind that plays up,
multiplies these matters,
and turns imagination into fact,

You know I love her badly,
she's the one to save me,
gonna make some gravy,
gonna taste the fat
tell her I'm sorry,
yeah I love her badly,
Tell 'em all I'm sorry, and kiss the sleeping children for me
ya know one of these days,
I'll be makin' gravy, I'll be makin' plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.









 



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version 3









No Capo

Intro + Main Riff (Riff 1)


e--0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0--|
B--0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0--|
G--1--1-----2--2-----4--4-----2--2--|
D--2--2-----4--4-----6--6-----4--4--|
A--2--2-----4--4-----6--6-----4--4--|
E--0--0-----x--x-----x--x-----x--x--|

(Slide the notes on the A&D string to get the slide effect)


Chorus + End of each verse (Riff 2)

e--0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0--|
B--0--0-----0--0-----0--0-----0--0--|
G--6--6-----4--4-----6--6-----8--8--|
D--7--7-----6--6-----7--7-----9--9--|
A--7--7-----6--6-----7--7-----9--9--|
E--5--5-----x--x-----5--5-----7--7--|


(Riff 1)
Hello Dan, it's Joe here

 I hope you're keeping well

 Its the 21st of December

 now theyre ringing the last bell

(Riff 2)
 if I get good behaviour

 I'll be out of here by July

(Riff 1)
 Won't you kiss my kids on Christmas day

 Pleeeease don't let them cry for me

Break (Continue Riff 1)

(Riff 1)
 I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland

 and Stella's flying in from the coast

 They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe,

 but that won't stop the roast

(Riff 2)
 Who's gonna make the gravy now?

 I bet it won't taste the same

(Riff 1)
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of
 tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang

 And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,

 Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time

 And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning

 When I'm standing in line

 I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own

 Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?

 (Just a little too much too cologne)

(Riff 2)
 And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger

 'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight

(Riff 1)
 Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,

 I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash

 And later in the evening, I can just imagine,

 You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back

 And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,

 Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the
 back

 I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,

 Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact

 You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,

 I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat

 Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm
 sorry,

 And kiss the sleepy children for me

 You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,

 I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.

(Riff 1) Fade into distance











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version 4








No Capo
Standard Tuning

Intro

E    F#m    G#m   F#m
E    F#m    G#m   F#m


E                 F#m
Hello Dan, it's Joe here
G#m               F#m
I hope you're keeping well
E                        F#m
it’s the 21st of December
G#m                                      F#m
now they’re ringing the last bell
A                     B
if I get good behaviour
A                                      B
I'll be out of here by July
                  E                         F#m
won’t you kiss my kids on Christmas day
G#m            F#m                       E
Please don't let them cry for me

E                                                                             F#m
I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland
G#m                                           F#m
and Stella's flying in from the coast
E                                               F#m                                G#m
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that
                         F#m
won't stop the roast
A                                       B
Who's gonna make the gravy now?
A                                    B
I bet it won't taste the same
                  E                                                          F#m
Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of
            G#m                                                    F#m
tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang

                                   E                                    F#m
And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly,
                           G#m                                 F#m
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time

                          E                                 F#m                          
 G#m
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning
          F#m              E
When I stand in line


I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again?
(Just a little too much cologne)

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight

Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas,
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash
And later in the evening, I can just imagine,
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her,
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the
back

I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up,
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me,
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm
sorry,
And kiss the sleepy children for me
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy,
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.

Finishes On E











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version 5










The Whole song is barr chords exept Emaj which is just normal

EMaj F#m G#m F#m

EMaj       F#m      G#m                F#m
hey dan its joe here i hope your keepin well
EMaj             F#m    G#m                       F#m
its the 21st of december Now they're ringin the last bell
Amaj       G#m        Amaj                  Bmaj
If i get good behaviour i'll be outta here by july
EMaj                     F#m          G#m          F#m
Wont you kiss my kids on christmas day pleeeeeeease dont let em cry for me

Thats it, the rest of the song is this:

I guess the brothers are driving down from Queensland and Stella's 
flying in from the coast 
They say it's gonna be a hundred degrees, even more maybe, but that 
won't stop the roast 

Who's gonna make the gravy now? 
I bet it won't taste the same 

Just add flour, salt, a little red wine and don't forget a dollop of 
tomato sauce for sweetness and that extra tang 

And give my love to Angus and to Frank and Dolly, 
Tell 'em all I'm sorry I screwed up this time 
And look after Rita, I'll be thinking of her early Christmas morning 
When I'm standing in line 

I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend, I hope he can hold his own 
Do you remember the last one? What was his name again? 
(Just a little too much cologne) 

And Roger, you know I'm even gonna miss Roger 
'Cause there's sure as hell no one in here I want to fight 

Oh praise the Baby Jesus, have a Merry Christmas, 
I'm really gonna miss it, all the treasure and the trash 
And later in the evening, I can just imagine, 
You'll put on Junior Murvin and push the tables back 
And you'll dance with Rita, I know you really like her, 
Just don't hold her too close, oh brother please don't stab me in the 
back 

I didn't mean to say that, it's just my mind it plays up, 
Multiplies each matter, turns imagination into fact 
You know I love her badly, she's the one to save me, 
I'm gonna make some gravy, I'm gonna taste the fat 
Tell her that I'm sorry, yeah I love her badly, tell 'em all I'm 
sorry, 
And kiss the sleepy children for me 
You know one of these days, I'll be making gravy, 
I'll be making plenty, I'm gonna pay 'em all back.











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