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He Makes You Look Fat by Nick Helm
He Makes You Look Fat
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I've seen your new boyfriend
He's really good looking
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If he was a rent boy
I'd probably book him
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Not that I'm really into that stuff
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I'm just saying your boyfriend's incredibly buff
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He's a really nice face
really nice hair
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He's really polite
And he's really aware
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He's got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
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And he's really relaxed
When the sh!t hits the fan.
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But he makes ya look fat
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He makes you look ugly
Like a man
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He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
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Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
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Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
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Don't ya know that he's in a different class?
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Yeah he makes you look fat.
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You two together
What's wrong with this picture?
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You need a man
Who's waist line will eclipse ya
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You need a man
Who's a little more shoddy
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A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body
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It's nothing you've done
You've just shot far too high
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You get ignored
While they give him the eye
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Don't get me wrong
I'm not saying your fat
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It's just anyone would look fat
If they're sat next to that.
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Yeah he makes you look fat
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He makes ya look ugly in the face
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Don't ya know that you're looking out of place?
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Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
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He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don't ya know that
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He's well out of your league
E
Yeah he makes you look fat.
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I've got a solution
You might like to try it
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You won't have to jog
And ya won't have to diet
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I'm sure you will see
To a certain degree
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How good looking you'd be
If ya stood next to me.
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I can make ya look fit
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I can make ya look much fitter than him
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Look at my saggy double chin
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I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don't ya know that I am your ideal man
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I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
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I can make ya look fit..
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