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Boner by Nerf Herder
Boner
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B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------6-------------------------------------6-----------------|
D|---4---------------6-------------6-----------------------6-----------------|
A|---6---------------4-------------6-----------------------4-----------------|
E|---4-----------------------------4-----------------------------------------|
Mend up your stucking hole, cause this lump ain't made of coal
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---88-8888------66-6666----------------------------------------------------|
D|---88-8888------66-6666------666666666666----------------------------------|
A|---66-6666------44-4444------666666666666----------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------444444444444----------------------------------|
I've gotta a....
Chorus:
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----66-6666-------------66-6666-------------66-6666--88-8888888------------|
D|----66-6666---66-6666---66-6666--66-6666----66-6666--88-8888888------------|
A|----44-4444---66-6666---44-4444--66-6666----44-4444--66-6666666------------|
E|--------------44-4444------------44-4444-----------------------------------|
Singing...
e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---66-66666666------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---66-66666666------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---44-44444444------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Solo (play 2X)
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------9--8-9-8------9--8-9-8-------9-8-11--13-14-13-11-9-------------------|
G|--10------------10--------------10-----------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Go!
e|--9-8-6--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------9--8-9-11-13~---14-13~--------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Ending
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------88-8888888----66-66666666-------------------------------------------|
D|-------88-8888888----66-66666666----6--------------------------------------|
A|-------66-6666666----44-44444444----6--------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------4--------------------------------------|
(hold)
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version 2
Verse 1:
C C
Mend up your stocking hole
C C
Cause this lump ain't made of coal
D C G
I've got a boner for Christmas
C C
Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins
C C
You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing
D C G
I've got a boner for Christmas
Chorus:
C G
Singin' joy to the world!
C G
To each and every girl
C D
To a-all of your girls
C
O-oooh Go!
Bridge/Solo: (Verse Chords)
C
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
D C G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah!
C
E-023233-023233-0232378753------
B-------------------------------
D C G
Oooh, oooh, ooooh
Verse 2:
Hang up your christmas stockin
And let me put my cock in
I've got a boner for Christmas
All year you've been in a rut
This time let's do it in the butt
I've got a boner for Christmas
Chorus:
C G
Singing joy to the world.
C G
To each and every girl.
C D
To a-all of your girls
C
O-oooh.
D
I've got a boner
C
O-oooh
G
For Christmas
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