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The Homo Song by Mara Levi
The Homo Song
Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret
Amadd11 or Am11|000210|
Cmaj9 |320010|
C G
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
Am F
I thought I'd call and let you know
C Cmaj9 Am
Your daughter is a big HOMO
Dm
And she's lying next to me
G
C G
She came here of her own volition
Am F
No doubt wasting her tuition
C Am11 Am
Still it's true and now you're wishin'
Dm
She weren't here with me
G
C G
She's been acting out this way
Am F
Since long before the fateful day
C Am11 Am
I brought her home so she could stay
Dm
Lying next to me
G
C G
No matter how you sulk and fret
Am F
It's only girls that make her wet
C Am11 Am
And since it's true, well you can bet
Dm
She's lying next to me
C G
Dear old Mr. So and So,
Am F
I thought I'd call and let you know
C Cmaj9 Am
Your daughter is a big HOMO
Dm
And she's lying next to me
G
C G
She loves you still, she always will
Am F
But you can't fix her with a pill
C Am11 Am
Or try to take a-way the thrill
Dm
Of lying next to me
G
C G
She wants your love and your respect
Am F
But if you push, she'll push right back
C Am11 Am
'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK
Dm
If you don't let her be
G
C G
For the apple of your eye
Am F
There must be something you can try
C Am11 Am
'Cause I can't stand to see her cry
Dm
Lying next to me
C G
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
Am F
Just call her up and let her know
C Cmaj9 Am
She can be a big HOMO
Am G C
And you'll still love her so.
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