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The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon
The Ultimate Showdown
Drop D Tuning: DADGBE
Here are the chords you'll need to know:
DADGBE
B: x88766 or x23332
D: 000232
G: 020003
F: 133211
F#: 244322
C: x32010
Eb: xx5343
Bb*:xxx 10 11 10
F*: xxx565
G*: xxx787
Eb*:xxx343
D*: xxx232
The chords with a * are only played at the Chuck Norris interlude.
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Verse
Bass arr. for guitar
Intro
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---5------8---10---2-----1---0-|
5-----5-8---10--2----2-1---0---|x2
Verse Part A
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---5------8---10---2-----1---0-|
5-----5-8---10--2----2-1---0---|x2
Verse Part B
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---5------3------8------3------|
5----5-3----3-8----8-3----3----|x2
Play Part A again.
Play part B again.
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Chorus
Strum Each chord 4 times, except for the last F.
The lines between the chords are where beats 2, 3, and 4 are.
B | | | D | | | G | | | F | | |
This is the Ul-ti-mate Sho-ow-down of ulti-mate de-stiny
B| | | D | | | G | | | F | | |
Good-guys bad-guys and ex-ploo-sions as far as the eye can see
B | | | D | | | G | | | F# | | |
and on-ly one will sur-vi-ve I won-der who it could be
C | | | D | | | Eb | | | F
This is the Ul-ti-mate Sho-ow-down of ulti-mate de-stiny
Then you do the whole verse and the the chorus, except on the chorus,
don't sing the last, "of ultimate destiny".
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Chuck Norris Interlude
Angels sang... ...descended Chuck Norris
1 2 3 4 |1 2 3 4 |1 2 3 4 |1 2 3 4
Bb* |F* |G* |Eb* D*
Repeat this until: ...in between his thighs.
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Play Verse Part B 8 times. That doesn't mean 8x2, just 8.
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Play the Chorus.
Play the C-D-Eb-F part of the chorus 2 more times.
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
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version 2
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---5----------3-----3----5----2-----2---1------0------|
-----5----------1-----3---------2---------------------|
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Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
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version 3
Tuning: EADGBe (normal)
Chords: Gm 355333 G# 466544 It doesn't really matter how
A x02220 A# x13331 you play the chords, but I think
C x35553 Cm x35543 this way sounds better and is easier
Em x79987 to play. That's just my opinion.
D# x68886 D#7 x68686
D x57775 D7 x57775
F 133211 F7 131211 ( x = mute string )
Verse A
Gm A# C
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Em D# D
Tokyo City like a big playground
Gm A# C
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
Em D# D
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Verse B
D# D
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
Gm F7
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
A# A
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
D D#7
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
Chorus
A# D7 Gm F7
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
A# D7 Gm F7
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
A# D7 Em D#
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Cm D D# F
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Bridge
A# F
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Gm F#
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
D# F
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
F# G#
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
A# F
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
Gm F#
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
D# F
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
F# G#
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
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Verse A Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Verse B Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
Verse A and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
Verse B and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Verse A Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
Verse B and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Verse A then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Verse B then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
Bridge angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
Verse A then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Verse B Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
Verse B all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
Verse B and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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version 4
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-----5--------8---10-----2--------1---0-------5--------8---10-----2-------1-|
--5----5----8---10----2----2----1---0------5----5----8---10----2----2---1---|
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---0--|
-0----|
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
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version 5
Tuning: C G C F A D
[Intro]
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
[Verse 1]
"Old Gozilla..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
"Godzilla got pissed..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
"And he started beating up..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
"And took an AK47..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
[Chorus]
"This is the Ultimate showdown..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5---------------------------5-5-5---------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
C|--------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5-----------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
"And only one will survive..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
C|--------2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
[Interlude]
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
[Verse 2]
"Godzilla took a bite..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
"And batman was injured..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
"Then he saw Godzilla..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|----------5---7---------------------------5---7-----------------|
G|---7----3---5------4------3---2----7----3---5------4------3---2-|
C|7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---7-----7---------4-----4-3---2---|
"And he jumped in the air..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
[Chorus]
"This is the Ultimate showdown..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5---------------------------5-5-5---------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
C|--------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5-----------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
"And only one will survive..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
C|--------2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
The bridge is played on a keyboard, but if you want to play something here you go.
[Bridge]
"Angels sang out..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|--------------------5-------------------------------------------|
C|----5-------0---------------------------------------------------|
G|3-------2-------0-----------5-------3-------2-------6-------5---|
C|------------------------6-------3-------5-------6-------8-------|
"Who fell over on the ground..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|------------------1-----------------------------1-----1---------|
F|5-----5-4-----4-2-----2-1-----1---5-5-----4-4-----1-----3-------|
C|----5-------0-------2-----0-1---3-----3-2-----0-----1-------3---|
G|--3-------2-----------------------------------------------5---5-|
C|----------------------------------------------------------------|
[Verse 3]
"Then Gandalf the Grey..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
"Robocop, Terminator..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
"All came out of no where..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2-------3----|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-----3-|
"The fight raged on..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|-----------------------------------5-------4--------------------|
G|---3-------2-------7-------5----3-----3-2-----2----2------------|
C|3-----3-2-----2-7-----7-5-----5-----------------2-----2-3-------|
[Chorus]
"This is the Ultimate showdown..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5---------------------------5-5-5---------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---5-5-5---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---3-3-3---2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
C|--------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5-----------2-2-2---7-7-7---5-5-5---|
"And only one will survive..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|5-5-5-----------------------------------------------------------|
C|5-5-5---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
G|3-3-3---2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
C|--------2-2-2---4-4-4---3-3-3---0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
[Outro]
"This is the Ultimate Showdown..."
D|----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------|
F|----------------------------------------------------------------|
C|0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
G|0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
C|0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------0-0-0---2-2-2---3-3-3---5-------|
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
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