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Ebaums World Dot Com by Lemon Demon
Ebaums World Dot Com
Am
Once upon time
E
on the Internet there was a guy
F C
a very deepy flawed man
E Am
they called him Eric Bauman
F C
he was a total asshole
G E Am
and nobody knows why
Am
he traveled all around
E
on the pulse of each phenomenon
F C
from Something Awful on to Fark
E Am
with his trusty watermark
F C
he stole and stuck it all upon
G E Am
Ebaumsworld.com
F
it wasn't fair
C E Am
to those from whom he stole
F
but did he care?
C E
no not one bit
F C
and then he had the nads
E Am
to sell some ads
F C
what a piece of shit
E Am
oh, Eric
Am
Eric's quite a slut
E
other people's work has made him rich
F C
he hired some male prostitutes
E Am
dressed them up three-piece suits
F C
his faithful team of lawyers
G E Am
made the Internet his bitch
Am
'til Lowtax came along
E
punched him in the face and banged his mom
F C
and Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
E Am
had his dumb website erased
F C
well, sadly that's a lie,
G E Am
there's still an Ebaumsworld.com
F C
but if we all join hands
E Am
and sing this song
F C E
then our call will reach the sky
F C
and maybe Zeus and Thor
E Am
will smite that whore
F C
I think it's worth a try
A G
Ebaumsworld is going down
D E
we gotta rise up from the underground
A G
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
D E
bout how stealing simply isn't cool
A G
so right now we're making that our mission
D E
and if that bastard doesn't listen
A G
we'll get sick of being lawful
D E A
and brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"
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version 2
VERSE TYPE 1:
Em
once upon a time
B
on the Internet there was a guy
Cmaj7 Gmaj9
a very deeply flawed man
B7 Em
they called him Eric Bauman
A D G C
he was a total asshole
B Em
and nobody knows why
VERSE TYPE 2:
A
it wasn’t fair
D Gmaj7
to those from whom he stole
A
but did he care?
D Gmaj7
no not one bit
A Cm
and then he had the nads
G A7
to sell some ads
C B
what a piece of shit
Em
oh, Eric
OUTRO:
E7 A7
Ebaumsworld is going down
Dmaj7 Bm7
we gotta rise up from the underground
E7 A7
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
Dmaj7 Bm7
bout how stealing simply isn’t cool
E7 A7
so right now we’re making that our mission
Dmaj7 Bm7
and if that bastard doesn’t listen
E7 A7
we’ll get sick of being lawful
Fmaj7 B7
and brand his ass with “SOMETHING AWFUL”
Em B7 Em
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