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Yeast Infection by Larry Pierce
Yeast Infection
[Riff 1]
Intro - E - B -
(B)
Well I was makin’ love the other day
(E)
And I put my hand between her lovely legs
(E)
She was giving me a hickey
(B) (G#)
When I felt something sticky
(C#) (F#)
And I didn’t know exactly what to say
(B)
Then slowly I removed her underwear
(E)
Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
(E)
Well I knew I wasn’t dreamin’
(B) (G#)
When I saw that yellow semen
(C#) (B)
And the smell of cat fish really filled the air
[Chorus]
(E)
I wanna show her my affection
(B) (G#)
But she’s got a yeast infection
(C#) (F#) (B)
And her underwear is stickin’ to the wall
[Riff 2]
(B)
Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
(E)
She told me it would taste like butterscotch
(E)
Well I’ve never had the heart
(B) (G#)
To pull grilled cheese apart
(C#) (F#)
So I’ll turn my head so I don’t have to watch
(B)
Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
(E)
Yeah the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin
(E)
She was a kickin’ and a screamin’
(B) (G#)
And pissing on the ceiling
(C#) (F#) (B)
I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in
[Back to Chorus]
[Riff 3]
(C#)
Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
(F#)
And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
(F#)
I watched my pecker thumpin’
(C#) (A#)
And when she started cumin’
(D#) (G#) (C#)
It looked like making taffy at the fair
[Chorus 2]
(F#)
Well I showed her my affection
(C#) (A#)
Though she’s got a yeast infection
(D#) (G#) (C#)
Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls
(F#)
Yes I showed her my affection
(C#) (A#)
Though she’s got a yeast infection
(D#) (G#) (C#)
Now my underwear is stickin’ to my balls
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