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That Fuckin Cats Back by Kevin Bloody Wilson
That Fuckin Cats Back
[Riff 1]
(E) (A)
I WAS PISSED AND DISORDERLY, AGAIN LAST FRIDAY NIGHT
(B) (E)
I GOT THROWN OUT OF THE PUB JUST AFTER NINE
(E)
IT’S NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT IT’S HAPPENED
(A) (B) (E)
BUT IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, I THINK THEY CAUGHT ME PISSING IN THE FIRE
(A)
WALTZIN' TRIPPIN' TO THE CAR PARK, TOOK A SHORT CUT DOWN A LANE
(B) (E)
WHEN A FUCKING CAT JUMPED OUT A RUBBISH TIN
(A)
SO I PICKED THE CUNT UP BY ITS TAIL ,AND LOOKED HIM UP AND DOWN
(B) (E)
NOW FANCY THROWING AWAY A PERFECTLY GOOD CAT LIKE him
[CHORUS]
(A) (D) (A) (E)
BUT THAT FUCKIN' CATS BACK, NOW HOW'D HE DO THAT
(E) (A) (B)
I SLAMMED ME FOOT RIGHT UP HIS BUM AND KICKED THE CUNT TO KINGDOM COME
(A) (B) (E)
NOW WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM THAT FUCKING CATS BACK
[Riff 2]
I took all the back streets, going home that night,
Cause I didn’t wanna end up in the can
And I’d just turned into my street after stopping at the lights
When some big prick went and trodded on me hand
I finally got to my place, and tripped ass up on the lawn
Then I spewed me guts up on the cat
I remember eating peanuts and a soggy pie with sauce
But I’m fucked if I remember eating that
[back to chorus]
[Riff 3]
I slipped in beside me misses, the wrong way up in bed
With me feet where me head was supposed to be
I thought her bed socks where her nightcap
And her knee caps where her tits
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
And I just crashed like that till morning
The wrong way up in bed
And Christ I had the horrors when i woke
I though me missus snatch was that fucking cat again
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
[back to chorus]
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version 2
Capo: 3rd fret
Intro D
D G
I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night
A D
I got thrown out of the pub just after nine
D
It's not the first time that it's happened
G
but if I remember right
A D
I think they caught me pissing in the fire
D G
Waltzin' trippin' to the car park, took a short cut
down the lane,
D A
When a fuckin' cat jumped out a rubbish bin.
D G
So I picked the cunt up by the tail and looked him up
and down (and thought)
D A D
Fancy throwing away a perfectly good cat like him
D D D D G D
But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
D G
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
A
to kingdom come
D D D D
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
D D A D
That fucking cat's back
D D G D D
That fucking cat's back
D G
I took all the back streets, going home that night
D A
Cause I didn't wanna end up, in the can
D G
And I'd just turned into my street after stopping at
the lights
D A D
When some big prick went and trod all on me hand
D G
But I finally got to my place and tripped arse up on
the lawn
D A
And then I spewed me guts up on the cat
D G
I remember eating peanuts and a crusty pie with sauce
A D
But I'm fucked if I remember eating that
D G G G G D
And that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
D G
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
A
to kingdom come
D D D D
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
D D A D
That fucking cat's back
D D G D D
That fucking cat's back
D G
I slipped in besides my missus, the wrong way up in bed
D A
With my feet up where my head was s'posed to be
D
I thought her bedsocks were her nightcap and her
G
kneecaps were her tits
A D
But her rotten breath still smelt the same to me
D G
And I just crashed like that till morning, the wrong
way up in bed
D A
And christ I had the horrors when I woke.
D G
I thought my missus snatch, was that fuckin' cat again
D A D
And worse than that some cunt had cut its throat
D D D D G D
But that fuckin' cat's back, now how did he do that
D G
I slammed me foot right up his bum and kicked the cunt
A
to kingdom come
D D D D
Now where the fuck did he come from, that fuckin' cat's back
D D A D
That fucking cat's back
D D G D D
That fucking cat's back
OUTRO (slowly)
D D A D A D
That Fucking, Cat's, Back! ! !
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