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Kevs Courtin Song by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Kevs Courtin Song
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Intro: E E EAE
Verse 1:
E A
Learned to much in me time, buyin' dinner and wine,
E B
And me money on flowers and lollies.
E A
Only to find, that what's on me mind,
B E
Isn't on hers and she's sorry.
E A
So I've made up some lines, to save wastin' time,
E B
And keep me from blowin' me brass.
E A
I'm ever so cool, I just prop on the stool,
B E
Right next to hers and I ask.
Chorus 1:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
'Cause ya got a nice head,
E A E
And ya look pretty honest.
E B
So me face'll be leavin' in quarter an hour,
E
I'd like you to be on it.
Verse 2:
E A
You know how it feels, when ya first meet a sheila,
E B
And the bullshit ya gotta go through.
E A
Like callin' her up, and tellin' her ya love 'er,
B E
When all that ya love's just a screw.
E A
But she wants to hold hands, and you're to meet her old man,
E B
And sit around for hours and talk.
E A
But my method is, you just cut through that shit,
B E
And get down to the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
Do ya sleep in the nick,
E A E
Do you give head very often.
E B
So if we could decide, your place or mine,
E
We could fuck off then.
Verse 3:
E A
So the next time ya see, a good lookin' sheila,
E B
And you'd give a weeks pay to hold 'er.
E A
Don't sit actin' dumb, just front her full on,
B E
And drop a few lines that I've told ya.
E A
This new method of mine, might not work every time,
E B
But then again there's no method will.
E A
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers,
B E
But then I've got a few fucks as well.
Chorus 3:
A D A
Do ya fuck on first dates,
E A E
Does ya Dad own a brewery.
B
Could I feel ya tits,
E A E
Or would you show 'em to me.
A D A
If the answer is no,
E A E
To me questions above.
E B
Then be a good sport, and give me the name,
E A E
Of a girlfriend who does.
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version 2
The intro is actually done on 12 string guitar but here it is for 6 anyway
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Verse 1:
Spent to [E] much of me time, buyin'[A] dinner and wine,
And me [E] money on flowers [B] and lollies.
[E] Only to find, [A] that what's on me mind,
[B] Isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
So I've [E]made up some lines, [A] to save wastin' time,
And [E]keep me from blowin' [B] me brass.
I'm [E] ever so cool, I [A] just prop on the stool,
[B] Right next to hers [E] and I ask.
Chorus 1:
Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]
Could I feel ya [B] tits,
Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]
'Cause ya got a nice [A] head, [D] [A]
And ya look pretty [E] honest. [A] [E]
So me [E] face'll be leavin' in [B] quarter an hour,
I'd like you to be [E] on it.
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Verse 2:
You [E] know how it feels, when [E] ya first meet a sheila,
And the [E] bullshit ya gotta go [B] through.
Like [E] callin' her up, and [A] tellin' her ya love 'er,
When [B] all that ya love's [E] just a screw.
But she [E] wants to hold hands, and you're [A] to meet her old man,
And [E] sit around for hours and [B] talk.
But [E]my method is, you just [A] cut through that shit,
And [B] get down to [E] the goodies straight off.
Chorus 2:
Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]
Could I feel ya [B] tits,
Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]
Do ya sleep in the [A] nick, [D] [A]
Do you give head very [E] often. [A] [E]
So if [E] we could decide, [B] your place or mine,
[E]
We could fuck often.
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Verse 3:
So the [E] next time ya see, a [A] good lookin' sheila,
And [E] you'd give a weeks pay [B] to hold 'er.
Don't [E] sit actin' dumb, just [A] front her full on,
And [B] drop a few lines that I've [E] told ya.
This new [E] method of mine, might not [A] work every time,
But [E] then again there's no [B] method will.
I've been [E]spat at and slapped, and [A] kneed in the knackers,
But [B] then I've got a few fucks [E] as well.
Chorus 3:
Do ya fuck on first [A] dates, [D] [A]
Does ya Dad own a [E]brewery. [A] [E]
Could I feel ya [B] tits,
Or would you show [E] 'em to me. [A] [E]
If the answer is [A] no, [D] [A]
To me questions [E] above. [A] [E]
Then [E] be a good sport, and [B] give me the name,
Of a girlfriend who [E] does. [A] [E]
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