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XXL by Keith Anderson
XXL
Intro
Piano does a F, G and C,
Guitar x 2
b p b b b b
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A]--------------------------------------------------------------5---5-------|
D]--5---5/3--------3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3----3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5-------------|
G]---------------------------------5---5------------------------------------|
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G
Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me.
G
Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me.
C
Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head,
G
Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said:
D
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell.
G
"Ooh, brrr, Mamma: he's a double XL."
b b
E]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D]--3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3-----------------------------------------------|
G]------------------5---5---------------------------------------------------|
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e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
F slide G
By the second grade, I was five foot two;
F slide G
Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe.
Bflat/slide G
Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall,
F slide G
An' the coaches had me playin' High School football.
D
Uncle Roy said: "Boy, you'll make the NFL:
G
"Ooh, brrr, son you're a double XL."
C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Intro guitar part
F slide G
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida;
F slide G
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California:
Bflat/slide C
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold.
F slide G
They want a real man with meat on his bones.
D
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells:
G
They say: "Ooh, brrr, we love a double XL."
C
Double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
Instrumental Break.
not sure about the solo yet
G G C G progression
no guitar
Well, double XL, double XL.
G
Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell.
C
Double XL, double XL.
G hold
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL.
G G Ab Ab A Bb B C
Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself,
G hold
Why all the girls love a double XL.
F F F G
Ooh, brrr, yeah: I'm a double XL.
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version 2
INTRO: G7
Verse1
G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G7
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D7
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G NC F
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L
G7
Verse2
G7
By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G7
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
D7
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G NC B
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L
CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
INTRO
Verse3
G7
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C7
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D7
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells
G NC B
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L
CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Guitar solo G7, C7, G7, D7, G7
CHORUS:
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L, double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean, mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Piano Solo
D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G7 (ring out) F
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G NC F
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
INTRO
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version 3
[Intro]
G7
[Verse]
G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G7
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D7
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G NC F
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L
G7
[Verse]
G7
By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G7
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
D7
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G NC B
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L
[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
[Verse]
G7
Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C7
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D7
I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells
G NC B
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L
[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
[Guitar solo]
G7 C7 G7 D7 G7
[Chorus]
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7(ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
[Solo]
D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G7 (ring out) F
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G NC F
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
[Outro]
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