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Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor by Flight Of The Conchords
Too Many Dicks On The Dance Floor
(Note: This is tabbed from the TV version)
Too many dicks on the dance floor.....
e|---------------------|
b|---------------------|
g|---------------------| X2
d|-6-------------6-----|
a|-6-----4-2-----6-----|
e|-4---------4-2-4-----|
Goin to the party....
e|--------------------------------------------------|
b|--------------------------------------------------|
g|---------------3--------6-6----6/4--4-------------|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--6-6----6/4--4-------------|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/2--2----4-2------|
e|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------------4-2--|
e|----------------------------------------------------------|
b|----------------------------------------------------------|
g|---------------3--------4-4----4/6------------4-----------|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/6---6-4------4-----------|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--2-2----2/4-------6-4--2--4-2------|
e|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-------------------------------4-2--|
Tell the players, make it understood....
e|--------------------------------------------------|
b|--------------------------------------------------|
g|---------------3--------6-6----6/4--4-------------|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--6-6----6/4--4-------------|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/2--2----4-2------|
e|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------------4-2--|
e|---------------------------------------|
b|---------------------------------------|
g|---------------3--------4-4----4/6-----|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--4-4----4/6-----|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-----4--2-2----2/4-----|
e|--4--4----4/2--2-----2-----------------|
Too many dicks on the dance floor.....Easy to fix!...
e|---------------------|
b|---------------------|
g|---------------------|
d|-6-------------6-----|
a|-6-----4-2-----6-----|
e|-4---------4-2-4-----|
Too many dudes with too many dicks....
e|-----------------------------------------------|
b|-----------------------------------------------|
g|---------------3-------4-4----4/6--6-----------|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-------4-4----4/6--6-----------|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-------2-2----2/4--4---4-2-----|
e|--4--4----4/2--2---------------------------4-2-|
e|--------------------------------------|
b|--------------------------------------|
g|---------------3-------4-4----6-6-----|
d|--6--6----6/4--4-------4-4----6-6-----|
a|--6--6----6/4--4-------2-2----4-4-----|
e|--4--4----4/2--2----------------------|
Bridge Section
e|-------------------------------------------------|
b|-------------------------------------------------|
g|--------------------------4-----------6----------|
d|--6-----------4-----------4-----------6----------|
a|--6--4-2------4--4-2------2--4-2------4--4-2-----|
e|--4------4-2--2------4-2---------4-2---------4-2-|
Breakdown
I just improvise, all off of this chord + the little riff
e|--- + ---------|
b|--- + ---------|
g|--- + ---------|
d|-6- + ---------|
a|-6- + -4-2-----|
e|-4- + -----4-2-|
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version 2
Going to the party
--7------|
--9------|
--8------|
--6------|
--6------|
---------|
Sipping on Bacardi
----6---|
----7---|
----6---|
----8---|
----6---|
--------|
Wanna meet a hottie
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-----7---|
-----8---|
-----9---|
-----9---|
-----7---|
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
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----9
---10
---11
---11
----9
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
--7------|
--9------|
--8------|
--6------|
--6------|
---------|
They're on leave from the army
----6---|
----7---|
----6---|
----8---|
----6---|
--------|
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be
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-----7---|
-----8---|
-----9---|
-----9---|
-----7---|
made of origami
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----9
---10
---11
---11
----9
(Brett's part)
Tell the fellas, make it understood
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-6------|
-4------|
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
-----2-----|
-----4-----|
-----3-----|
-----4-----|
-----x-----|
-----4-----|
Make sure you know before you go
---2----------|
---2----------|
---4----------|
---3----------|
---4----------|
---4----------|
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
----2-------------------4-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----2-------------------4-|
----2-------------------4-|
Five to one, it's a brodeo
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-4------|
-6------|
-4------|
Tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
-----2-----|
-----4-----|
-----3-----|
-----4-----|
-----x-----|
-----4-----|
Wait outside all night to find
---2----------|
---2----------|
---4----------|
---3----------|
---4----------|
---4----------|
Twenty dudes in a conga line
----2-------------------4-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----4-------------------6-|
----2-------------------4-|
----2-------------------4-|
This is only half the song.
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