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A Kiss Is Not A Contract by Flight Of The Conchords
A Kiss Is Not A Contract
Tuning: Standard
G C D
e|---------------3-----------------------0-----------------------2-----------|
B|------3-----------3-----0-----1-----------1-----0-----3-----------3-----3--|
G|---------2-----------2-----------0-----------0-----------2-----------2-----|
D|------------0-----------------------2--------------0--------0--------------|
A|---------------------------3-----------------------------------------------|
E|---3-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
e|---------------2------------|
B|------3-----------3-----0---| repeats x6
G|---------2-----------2------|
D|---0--------0---------------|
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|
Em
e|---------------7-----------------------7------------|
B|------8-----------8-----8-----8-----------8-----8---|
G|---------9-----------9-----------9-----------9------|
D|------------9-----------------------9---------------|
A|---7-----------------------7------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------|
D*
e|-------------------10------------------------------10---------------|
B|-------10--------------10------10------10--------------10------10---|
G|-----------11--------------11--------------11--------------11-------|
D|---------------12------------------------------12-------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---10------------------------------10-------------------------------|
C*
e|----------------8---------------------------8------------|
B|------8------------8-----8-----8---------------8-----8---|
G|---------9------------9-----------9------9--------9------|
D|------------10-----------------------10------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---8------------------------8----------------------------|
B7
e|---------------7-----------------------7------------|
B|------7-----------7-----7-----7-----------7-----7---|
G|---------8-----------8-----------8-----------8------|
D|------------7-----------------------7---------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
E|---7-----------------------7------------------------|
A
e|---------------5------------|
B|------5-----------5-----5---| repeats x2, then the first part again x5
G|---------6-----------6------|
D|------------7---------------|
A|----------------------------|
E|---5------------------------|
Chords used: (* for barre instead of open)
G C D Em D* C* B7 A
3 0 2 7 10 8 7 5
3 1 3 8 10 8 7 5
0 0 2 9 11 9 8 6
0 2 0 9 12 10 7 7
2 3 x 7 12 10 9 7
3 x x x 10 8 7 5
A kiss is not a contract
But its very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because youve been exploring my
mouth
Doesnt mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No
A kiss is not a contract,
But its very nice,
Its very, very nice,
Just because weve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesnt mean you get to score the goal
thats in my jockey
Just because Im in a two man
novelty band
Doesnt mean its all about
poontang.
I cant go around loving everyone
I just wouldnt get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
But that wont get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but its very
nice.
Its very very nice.
Im only one man, baby, pretty baby
Were only two men, ladies
Babies
Pretty babies
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version 2
Tuning: Standard
G C D E C* D* A B7
e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
G C
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
D
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
D
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
Em D*
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
C
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
B7
I can't go round loving everyone
A Em
I just wouldn't get anything done
Em D*
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
C
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
B7
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
G C D
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
G C D
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
G C D
We're only two men, ladies,
G C D G
Oh pretty babies
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