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Hard For A Tard by Dave Brockie Experience
Hard For A Tard
Tuning (this tab): Half-Step Down [ D# G# C# F# A# D# ]
All strings tuned half-step down.
INTRO
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|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
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VERSE
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
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PM . . . . . . . . . . . .
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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PM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9--9--9-9--8~~--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7--7--7-7--6~~--|
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PM . . . . . . . . . . . .
CHORUS
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|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
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Repeat VERSE
CHORUS
RE-INTRO (After Breakdown)
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|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
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LAST VERSE
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6--|
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|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4---4--6--|
|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-2--4--|
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|--7----6----9-------|
|--7----6----9-------|
|--5----4----7-------|
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CHORUS
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|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9-7-6-7-6-4-2~~--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7-5-4-5-4-2-0~~--|
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|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9-7-7-7-9--9-9-9--|
|--5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7-5-5-5-7--7-7-7--|
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|--7-------------2~~~--|
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|--5----5--4--2--0~~~--|
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Well, I guess I probably fucked about a million girls
And if half of them were women, I'd shit a string of pearls
Still, I guess that most of them were usually men...
Society makes a man mouth-fuck his best friend
Hard for a 'tard
I saw her in the yard
Walking after kitty, she stepped in a turd
Hard for a 'tard
Got her in my car
Slipped into her tard-hole, she didn't say a word...
Fucking this retarded chick at the end of the block
She gets confused by the smell of air
But the sex is fantastic so I just don't care
Something about this retard gets me hard as a rock
She gets lost falling down the stairs
But she sure knows her way around my pubic hairs
Hard for a 'tard
Her brain is deeply scarred
Throwing rocks at kitty, she's eating a turd
Hard for a 'tard
Get in the fucking car
Retarded chicks should be fucked and not heard
Now her hot retard pussy always there for the taking
You know she won a Golden Globe, you know she could be faking
And still the quest for Oscar gold we are together making
As my lumpy penis-pie her vagi-stove is baking
I'm in love with a girl that's fucking retarded
The only time she made a sound was when her pussy farted
But it gets better and I'm telling ya how -
I found her medicare checks and I'm cashing them now
Hard for a 'tard
My perfect putt was parred
Kitty is becoming a turd
Hard for a 'tard
The turd is in a jar
Retards and old people need some cock too...
Hard for a 'tard x4
Retarded chicks should be fucked and not heard
Legend
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~ | Hold Note
PM | Palm Muting
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