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The Bitch Went Nutz by Ben Folds
The Bitch Went Nutz
[Verses: |Eb----|Ab-------|Cm|Bb|]
Eb
The bitch went nuts
Ab
She stabbed my basketball
Cm Bb
And the speakers to my ste-re-o
She called me cunt
But nothing prepared me for
What I found when I came home
[Chorus: |Ab----|Cm--|Bb--|]
Ab
Oh and I
Make my own bed
Cm
I lie in it
Bb
You lie in yours (you lie, you lie in yours)
But they want more
They're at my door
With torches
Please leave me alone
You know just shut it just shut it just shut it
(verse progression)
The bitch went nuts
She photoshopped my face (shopped his face)
On to every boy who'd done her wrong
Then she burned them telepathically
Onto the brains of all her embittered drones
Oh now
Now they want more
They're at my door
With torches, scores and scores and scores
To settle with themselves
Who would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burning, they're burning, they're burnin
Their own memories
Why don't they all go? (Go!)
The bitch went nuts y'all
But everyone said she might
Oh, holy fuckin' shit
Seriously now
Now they want more
they're at my door
with torches, scores and scores
You would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burnin'
Why don't they all go? (Go!)
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version 2
A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7 G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
Am G Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
To all my bosses
E
And all my friends?
Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C
Started putting down the Christians
G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
Am C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
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version 3
intro- Am
i never heard suich shit in all my life"
Fmaj7 Dm E E E E
bitch went nutz -chorus
Am C G Dm
oh no- F
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version 4
[Verses: |Eb----|Ab-------|Cm|Bb|]
Eb
The bitch went nuts
Ab
She stabbed my basketball
Cm Bb
And the speakers to my ste-re-o
She called me cunt
But nothing prepared me for
What I found when I came home
[Chorus: |Ab----|Cm--|Bb--|]
Ab
Oh and I
Make my own bed
Cm
I lie in it
Bb
You lie in yours (you lie, you lie in yours)
But they want more
They're at my door
With torches
Please leave me alone
You know just shut it just shut it just shut it
(verse progression)
The bitch went nuts
She photoshopped my face (shopped his face)
On to every boy who'd done her wrong
Then she burned them telepathically
Onto the brains of all her embittered drones
Oh now
Now they want more
They're at my door
With torches, scores and scores and scores
To settle with themselves
Who would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burning, they're burning, they're burnin
Their own memories
Why don't they all go? (Go!)
The bitch went nuts y'all
But everyone said she might
Oh, holy fuckin' shit
Seriously now
Now they want more
they're at my door
with torches, scores and scores
You would have thought
I'd scorned them all
They've got a doll of me
They're burnin'
Why don't they all go? (Go!)
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