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Retards Make Good Friends by Beer Softened Stool
Retards Make Good Friends
The opening riff (Riff 1)
e-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------7--|
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|
Repeat the riff 4 x
[E]Hey mama tell you what I say
[E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend today
[E]lookin for a friend I can trust
[E]he's gotta ride in a short school bus
{chorus}
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [Eb]Good [E]Friends!
[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
[E]He shits his pants but he can't help it
[E]Out in public he beats his dick
[E]I use retards to pick up chicks
{chorus}
{bridge}
(lots of groaning and drooling)
[A][B][C][D]
[A][B][C][D][E]
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
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