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Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler





                            Chanukah Song







 A chord            E chord        D chord
e---0-----         e---0-------    e----2------|
B---2------        B---0-------    B----3------|
G---2------        G---1-------    G----2------|
D---2------        D---2-------    D----0------|
C---0------        C---2-------    C----0------|
E---0-----         E---0-------    E----0------|

--------------------Normal Strum For First Part---------------------

(A) Put on your (E) yalmulka, (D) here comes Hanukkah.
It's (A) so much (E) fun-akkah to (D) celebrate (E) hanukkah.

                ----Strum Second & Third Part Lightly----
(A)Hanukkah (E)is the (D) Festival of (E) Lights,
(A) Instead of one day of (E) presents, we have eight (D) crazy (E) nights!!

(A) When you feel like the only (E) kid in town with (D)out a X-mas (E)tree,
(A) Here¹s a list of (E)people who are Jewish, (D) just like you and (E)me:

                  -------Picking------
   A              E                D               E
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2----------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2----------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
     David Lee         Roth           lights the mo-     -norrah

   A              E                D               E
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2----------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2----------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    So does James   C., Kirk D. and the late Dinah     Shorah!!

    A              E                D               E
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2----------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2----------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   Guess who eats to gether at the   Karniky          Deli
   A              E                D               E
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2----------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2----------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
   Bowser from    Sha-na-na          and Arthur Funzeralli
    A              E                D               E
e---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0------------|
B---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2----------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2----------------------|
E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
    Paul Newmans half  Jewish,      Goldie Hawns's half too

    A              E                D                E
e----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3-----0-----------------------|
B----------------------------------------------------1-----------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------2-----------------------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2-----------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------|
      Put them together            what a fine looking Jew

                   ----Strum----
(D) You don¹t need ³Deck the Halls² or ³Jingle Bell Rock²
(E) Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!  (Esus)

(A) Put on your (E) yalmulka, it¹s (D) time for (E) Hanukkah,
The (A) owner of the Seattle Super(E)sonic-ahs (D) celebrates (E) Hanukkah.

  A              E
e-----------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0---|
B-----------------------------------|     NOT A JEW!!
D--------2-----------------2--------|
A---0---------------2---------------|
E-----------------------------------|
    O.J.          Simpson


  A              E                D               E                    Bm
e-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-------------2-----------------0--------------3---------------0----|
B-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D--------2-----------------2--------------0----------------2--------|
A---0---------------2---------------0----------------2--------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------------------|
But guess who is  all Hall of Famer...Rod      Carew.     He converted

                  -_-_-_-Rest of Song is Strumming-_-_-_-

                     (These Next 2 Parts are A Light Strum)

(A) We got Ann (E) Landers and her (D) sister Dear, (E) Abby,
(A) Harrison Ford¹s a (E) quarter Jewish--(D) not too (E) shabby!

(A) Some people (E) think that (D) Ebeneezer (E) Scrooge is,
Well, he¹s (A) not, but (E) guess who is: (D) All three (E) stooges.   (Esus)  (E)

             -_-_-_-More louder strum-_-_-_-

(D) So many Jews are in show biz
(E) Tom Cruise isn¹t, but I heard his agent is.  (Esus)

(A) Tell your friend Ver(E)onica, it¹s (D) time you celebrate (E) Hanukkah
I (A) hope I get a har(E)monica, on this (D) lovely, lovely (E) Hanukkah.

So (A) drink your gin-and-(E)tonic-ah, and (D)smoke your mara(E)juanic-ah,
If you (A) really, really (E)wanna-kah, Have a (D) happy, happy, (E) happy, happy (A) 
happy, happy, (E) happy, happy (A)Hanukkah.






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version 2





A                E
Put on your Yamaka
D                   E
Its time for Chanukah
A             E
So much funnaka
D                   E
To celebrate Chanukah

Whoo~

A         E            D         E
Chanukah is the festival of lights
A                            E
Instead of one day of presents
D                       E
We get eight crazy nights

A                                     E
When you feel like the only kid in town
D                      E
Without a Christmas tree
A                                            E
Now here's a new list of people who are Jewish
D                  E
Just like you and me

A          E
Winona Ryder,
D                     E
Drinks Manischewitz wine
A                  E                  D               E
Then spins a Dreidle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein

A                         E
Guess who gives and receives
D                    E
Loads of Chanukah toys
A                       E         D                 E
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys

A                          E
Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
D                      E
Courtney Love is half too
A               E
Put them together
D                     E
What a funky bad ass Jew

D                 
We got Harvey Keitel
E                            
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals
D 
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish
E(strum once and ring)   E
And yes her boobs are real

A                  E
Put on that yarmulka
D           E
Its time for Chanukah
A                                   E
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka
D                 E
celebrates Chanukahahaha

A          E
O.J. Simpson
D            E
Still not a Jew
A              E
But guess who is,
D                                       E
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo

A                      E
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
D             
Then he wasn't
E
but now he's back,
A                                  E
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish
D                                  E
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

A                        E
Guess who got bar-mitzvahed
D             E
On the PGA tour
A                                 E
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods
D                                E
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

D 
So many Jews are in the show biz
E
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish
E(strum once and ring)   E
But my mother thinks he is.

A                   E
Tell the world-amanaka
D                             E
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
A                         E
It's not pronounced Ch-nakah
D                         E
The C is silent in Chanukah
A                           E
So read your hooked on phonica
D                    
Get drunk in Tijuanaka
A                         E
If you really really wannaka
D                      E              A
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!






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