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I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog by Lard
I Wanna Be A Drug-sniffing Dog
Main riff (intro verse)
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|-333-333-333-333-333-6-7- 8-|
chorus (riff 1) x2 (riff 2)
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|------------------| riff |-10-5--3-3/10-5--3-3-10-5--3-3/10-5----------|
|------------------| |-10-5--3-3/10-5--3-3-10-5--3-3/10-5----------|
|-8-8-8------------| |- 8-3--1-1/ 8-3--1-1/ 8-3--1-1/ 8-3----------|
|-6-6-6----7-7-8\5-| |-------------------------------------7-7-8\5-|
bridge 1
Pm........x6.......
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Bridge 2
(tapping) x3 \ x3
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|------------|---------10-5-10-3-| | |------------|---------| Main
|------------|---------10-5-10-3-| |- x4|------------|-8-8-8-8-| riff
|---------23-|--------- 8-3- 8-1-| | |---------23-|-8-8-8-8-|
|-23232323---|-23232323----------| | |-23232323---|-6-6-6-6-|
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Intro
Verse
Chorus
main riff
Bridge 1
verse
chorus riff 2 only
bridge 2
verse
chorus
I wanna be a drug-sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
Get off on diminished capacity
I wanna be a customs man
And snoop through your stuff cause I can
Sneaky peaky pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jack off at lunch
Sure beats Alpo
It's the life
It's the stink
It's the attitude
I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing
We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charge works every time
I wanna join the Christian coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me cause I've been saved
'Til my stepdaughter drowns her kids in a lake
Spared rod spoils the child
It's the life
It's the stink
Choose your masks
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