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Asparagus Next Left by Half Man Half Biscuit
Asparagus Next Left by Half Man
INTRO
Riff A
A D G A D G
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A D G A D G
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A D G
We've just been performing a guerilla gig
A D G
In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
A D G
Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
A D G
But still they cried like girls
C C B A G
Road signs on our country lanes may
G D
Not be what they seem
C C B A G
Asparagus next left who says
G D
"I've been up stream"
C C B A G
Going down there for plum tomatoes
G D
It's not a good idea
C
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
D
'Bottomless perdition'
Riff A
A D G
When the club versus country dispute arose
A D G
Small children were trampled in the exodus
A D G
We all knew someone at primary school
A D G
Who had a really powerful magnet
C C B A G
New potatoes this a way an
G D
Arrow points innocently
C C B A G
Dirt track to a darker place that's
G D
What it says to me
C C B A G
Last chance for hanging baskets
G D
There even giving you clues
C
Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
D
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO
G C
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G C
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G C
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G C
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Riff A
A D G
Whatever happened to the plumber's van
A D G
Humble amateur transit van
A D G
Vans have become ridiculous with their
A D G
Strategies and logistics
C C B A G
Veer soon for marmalade I
G D
Don't think so Joe
C C B A G
And why are the tractors turning
G D
We really ought to know
C C B A G
So stay alert minor roads
G D
Remember Phyllis ...
C
Ooh, rhubarb let's go
D A
She's still not been accounted for
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