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Rosetta Stoned by Tool
Rosetta Stoned
:03
E----------------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------------|
A-----3-5~~~~~~------3-5----------------3-5----|
D-3-5------------3-5-----0~~~~~~----3-5----000-|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|------------------|
|-----------3h5----|
|-3-5-0-3-5----000-| 8x
pm-
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------3-5---|
|-0-3-5-------| 8x
|-|----------------|
|-|----------------|
|-|----------------|
|-|----------3h5---|
|-|----------3h5---|
|0|3-5-0-3-5----000| 8x
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------3-5---|
|-0-3-5-------| 8x
|-|----------------|
|-|----------------|
|-|----------------|
|-|----------3h5---|
|-|----------3h5---|
|0|3-5-0-3-5----000| 8x
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------------|
|-------3-5---|
|-0-3-5-------| 8x
1:51
|---------------|
|---------------|
|---------------|
|---------------|
|---------15-17-|
|-0-15-17-------| 8x
|--------------------|-----------------------|
|--------------------|-----------------------|
|--------------------|-----------------------|
|--------------------|-----------------------|
|---------------3h5--|-----------------3-5---|
|0-3-0-3-5--3-5----00|-0-3-5-3-5-0-3-5-------|
(3 times)
2:13
|------------------------|--------------------------|
|------------------------|--------------------------|
|------------------------|--------------------------|
|-0-3-0-3-5----3-5-3h5---|-0-3-0-3-5-------3h5------|
|-0-3-0-3-5----3-5-3h5p0-|-0-3-0-3-5-------3h5p0--|
|-0-3-0-3-5--xx3-5-------|-0-3-0-3-5-xxxxxx---------|
(3 times)
|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|-----3---0-----3----------3---0-----3--------3---0-----3---------3---0-----3-----|
|-0-3---0---0-3---3h5--0-3---0---0-3---3h53h5---0---0-3---3h5-0-3---0---0-3---3h5-|
pm
|---------------------|------------------------------|
|---------------------|------------------------------|
|---------------------|------------------------------|
|----3---0-----3------|-----3---0-----3---0-----3----|
|0-3-3-0-0-----3--5\7-|-0-3-3-0-0-0-3-3-0-0-0-3---3--|
|0-3---0---0-0-3-h5\7-|-0-3---0---0-3---0---0-3------|
pm (3 times)
2:43
|------------------------------|-----------|
|------------------------------|-----------|
|------------------------------|-----------|
|-0-3\\10-0-12-0-3\\10-0-10h12-|-0~~-------|
|-0-3\\10-0-12-0-3\\10-0-10h12-|-0~~~------|
|-0-3\\10-0-12-0-3\\10-0-10h12-|-0~~-------|
(3 times, 4th end with)
2:59
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----2-----0-----2-----|-----0-----0-----0-----|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
|---0-----3-----0-----3-|---0-----3-----0-----3-|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
|-0-----3-----0-----3---|-0-----3-----0-----3---|-0-0-xx3-3-xx0-0-xx3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
pm 12 times 4 times 3 times
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|--------------|
|-----2-----0-----2-----|-----0-----0-----0-----|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
|---0-----3-----0-----3-|---0-----3-----0-----3-|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
|-0-----3-----0-----3---|-0-----3-----0-----3---|-0-0-xx3-3-xx0-0-xx3-3-|-0-0--0--0-0--|
pm 8 times 4 times 3 times
4:50
|----------------------------------------|----------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------|
|----------------------------------------|----------------------|
|--------0----------0----------0---------|----2-----0-----2-----|
|-------------------------------------0--|--0-----3-----0-----3-|
|-0h3-0h3-h3-0h3-0h3-h3-0h3-0h3-h3-0h3-h3|0-----3-----0-----3---|
3 times
|--------------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------------|----------------------|
|--------------------------|----------------------|
|-----2p0---------2h3------|----0-----0-----0-----|
|-0-3-----3---0-3-----3p0--|--0-----3-----0-----3-|
|-0-3-------3-0-3-----3p0--|0-----3-----0-----3---|
4 times
5:17
|-----------------------|------------------------------|
|-----------------------|------------------------------|
|-----------------------|------------------------------|
|-----------------------|-------------12-12-10\12------|
|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0---3-3--\12-12-10\12------|
|-0-0-xx3-3-xx0-0-xx3-3-|-0-0-xx3-3--\12-12-10\12------|
3 times
|-----------------------|---------------------------------------------|-----|-------|
|-----------------------|---------------------------------------------|-----|-------|
|-----------------------|---------------------------------------------|-----|-------|
|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0---3-3---0-0---8-8-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0-|0--0-0-|
|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0---3-3---0-0---8-8-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0-|0--0-0-|
|-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0---3-3---0-0---8-8-0-0---3-3---0-0---3-3-|-0-0-|0--0-0-|
2 times 15x
6:03 delay
|----------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|
|----------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|
|----------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|
|-----------10----------10---|-----------10-----------10h12-|-----------10-----------10---|
|------10h12-------10h12-----|------10h12--------10h12------|------10h12--------10h12-----|
|-10h12-------10h12------h12-|-10h12--------10h12-----------|-10h12--------10h12------h12-|
16 times |(singing starts) 4 times| 8 times
6:47
|------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------|
|-----------10-----------10h12-|-----------10p0-0~~~~------------10p0-0~~~~-------|
|------10h12--------10h12------|------10h12----------------10h12------------------|
|-10h12--------10h12-----------|-10h12----------------10h12-----------------0-----|
4 times 2 times end w/ scrapes
solo
7:20
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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|-13~~~~~--13~~~12~~~~~~~~~~~--13~~~~~~~~--15~~~~~~~~--12/13\12~~~~~~~~~---|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
PH W/ VOLUME SWELLS
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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|-\\20~~19~~~~~~~~17~17~~20~19h20~19~~~~~~~~-15~~~~~15h17~~~~~~--------13-12h13-12~~~----|
|----------------------------------------------------------------15~15-------------------|
|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
8:14 delay|
|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
|-----------10-----------10---|----------------------------------------------------|
|------10h12--------10h12-----|-19-19-19-19-19-17-17-17-17-------------------------|
|-10h12--------10h12------h12-|----------------------------19-19-19-19-17-17-17-17-|
14 times| - pinch harmonics -
8:42
|--------------------------------------------------------------|
|-------------------------------------------------------11-11--|
|-14~~----------7-------10---14-----------------7-------10-10--|
|-12~~----------5-------8----12-----------------5-------8--8---|
|-12~~----------5-------8----12-----------------5-------8--8---|
|-12~~--10~-3\5-5--5\8~-8----12--10h12p10~~-3\5-5--3\8--8--8---|
^upstroke ^upstroke
^upstroke ^downstrokes
8:52
d=downstroke u=upstroke
|-------------------------------------------------|----------------------------------------------------|
|-15-15--15---13-13--13-13---8-8--8---11-11-11-11-|-15-15--15-15\-13-13/18-18--\8-8--8--8-11-11-11-/6~-|
|-14-14--14---12-12--12-12---7-7--7---10-10-10-10-|-14-14--14-14\-12-12/17-17--\7-7--7--7-10-10-10-/5~-|
|-12-12--12---10-10--10-10---5-5--5---8--8--8--8--|-12-12--12-12\-10-10/15-15--\5-5--5--5-8--8--8--/3~-|
|-12-12--12---10-10--10-10---5-5--5---8--8--8--8--|----------------------------------------------------|
|-12-12--12---10-10--10-10---5-5--5---8--8--8--8--|----------------------------------------------------|
d d u d d u d d d u d d u d ..but i forgot ( all downs) delay
(2 times)
|-----------------------------------------------|
|-15-15--15-15/-13-13--13-13/-8-8-8--8-11-11^---|
|-14-14--14-14/-12-12--12-12/-7-7-7--7-10-10^---|
|-12-12--12-12/-10-10--10-10/-5-5-5--5-8--8^----|
|-----------------------------------------------|
|-----------------------------------------------|
"shit the bed...
9:18 9:43 (fig.1)
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|----------|----------|------|-------------|--------------------|
|----------|----------|------|-------------|--------------------|
|-0-0--0-0-|-0-0--0---|0-0---|-0-0-0--0-0--|-------3--------3---|
|-0-0--0-0-|-0-0--0---|0-0---|-0-0-0--0-0--|----3h5------3h5----|
|-0-0--0-0-|-0-0--0-x-|0-0-x-|-0-0-0--0-0--|-3h5------3h5---h5--|
4 times 6 times (8 times)
9:55 (fig.2)
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|--------------------------------------|
|-------0---------0---------0----------|
|----------------------------------0---|
|-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h3-h3-|2x
(fig.1) 4 times
(fig.2) 2 times
(fig.1) 4 times
|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|--------------------------------------|
|-------0---------0---------0----------|
|----------------------------------0---|
|-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h3-h3-|3 times
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|------------------------------------|
|-------0---------0---------0--------|
|----------------------------------0-|
|-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h30h3-h3-0h3--|
10:31
|----||--------------------------------------------||
|----||--------------------------------------------||
|----||----0-----------0-----------0---------------||
|-0h3||----0h3---------0h3---------0h3-----0-------||
|-0h3||0-3--h3-0-3-0-3--h3-0-3-0-3--h3-0-3-0h3-0-3-||
|----||0-3--h3-0-3-0-3--h3-0-3-0-3--h3-0-3--h3-0-3-||repeat 5 times
10:57
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|-------------------|
|-------------------|
|-0-0-0--0-0-0------|
|-0-0-0--0-0-0------| End.
|-0-0-0--0-0-0------|
5 times
Excuse me? Doctor? Do you have a moment?"
"A moment? What's the question?"
"More of a situation, a gentleman in exam 3."
"What's the problem?"
"That is the problem, we're not sure."
"You got the chart?"
"Right here."
"Not much here is there."
"No doctor, no obvious physical trauma. Vitals are stable."
"Name?"
"No sir."
"Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them. Let's get some background on this fella."
"No ID. Nothing. And he won't speak to anybody."
"Well, let's say hello. Good Morning, I'm Dr. Lawson. How are you today? How are you today?! Look son, you're in a safe place. We wanna help in whatever way we can. But you need to talk to us. We can't help you otherwise. What's happened? Tell me everything."
"Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will."
"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
In my 'need to know' pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole 'chosen people' thingy
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect
To see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
And me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
And all I could think was:
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fuckin' pants.
So light in his way,
Like an apparition, that
He had me crying out:
Fuck me
It's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!
And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said:
"You are the Chosen One,
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me? The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said
We don't know, and we won't know...
God damn, shit the bed!"
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version 2
Tuning DADGBe (Drop D)
(0:00)x1 (0:03) x1 (0:10) x1 (0:16) x1
e|------| e|------------| e|--------------| e|-------------|
B|------| B|------------| B|--------------| B|-------------|
G|------| G|------------| G|--------------| G|-------------|
D|-0~~~~| D|-------0~~~~| D|-------0-0~~~~| D|-------------|
A|-0~~~~| A|-----3------| A|-----3---0~~~~| A|-----3-5p3p0-|
D|-0~~~~| D|-3-5--------| D|-3-5-----0~~~~| D|-3-5---------|
(0:17)(Palm Muted) x7 (0:32) x1 (0:34) x8
e|---------------------| e|-----------------| e|-----------|
B|---------------------| B|-----------------| B|-----------|
G|---------------------| G|-----------------| G|-----------|
D|---------------------| D|---------------0~| D|---------0~|
A|-------------3-5p3p0-| A|-------------3~~~| A|-------3~~~|
D|-0-3-5-0-3-5---------| D|-0-3-5-0-3-5~~~~~| D|-0-3-5~~~~~|
(0:45)(Palm Muted) x7 (0:59) x1 (1:02) x4 (1:07) x4
e|----------------------| e|-----------------| e|-----------| e|-----------|
B|----------------------| B|-----------------| B|-----------| B|-----------|
G|----------------------| G|-----------------| G|-----------| G|-----------|
D|-------------3*-------| D|---------------0~| D|---------0~| D|-----------|
A|-0-3-5-0-3-5-3*-5p3p0-| A|-------------3~~~| A|-------3~~~| A|-------3-5-|
D|-0-3-5-0-3-5----------| D|-0-3-5-0-3-5~~~~~| D|-0-3-5~~~~~| D|-0-3-5-----|
(1:12)(Palm Mute) x7 (1:27) x1 (1:29) x8
e|---------------------| e|-----------------| e|-----------|
B|---------------------| B|-----------------| B|-----------|
G|---------------------| G|-----------------| G|-----------|
D|---------------------| D|---------------0~| D|---------0~|
A|-------------3-5p3p0-| A|-------------3~~~| A|-------3~~~|
D|-0-3-5-0-3-5---------| D|-0-3-5-0-3-5~~~~~| D|-0-3-5-----|
(1:51)(Light Palm Mute) x8
e|--------------------------|
B|---------3----------------|
G|-------5------------------|
D|-0-3-5--------------------|
A|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
(2:02)(Light Palm Mute) x3 (2:09) x1
e|------------------------| e|---------------------|
B|------------------------| B|---------------------|
G|------------------------| G|---------------------|
D|------------------------| D|-------------------0~|
A|----------------3-5p3p0-| A|-----------------3~~~|
D|-0-3-0-3-5.-3-5---------| D|-0-3-0-3-5-0-3-5~~~~~|
(2:12) x3 (2:20) x1
e|---------------------------| e|-------------------------|
B|---------------------------| B|-------------------------|
G|---------------------------| G|-------------------------|
D|-0-3-0-3-5-!!-3-5-3*-------| D|-0-3-0-3-5-!!!!-3*-------|
A|-0-3-0-3-5-!!-3-5-3*-5p3p0-| A|-0-3-0-3-5-!!!!-3*-5p3p0-|
D|-0-3-0-3-5-!!-3-5----------| D|-0-3-0-3-5-!!!!----------|
(2:23)(Palm Mute) x1
e|-------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----3---0-----3---------3---0-----3---------3---0-----3-----|
D|-0-3---0---0-3---3h5-0-3---0---0-3---3h5-3h5---0---0-3---3h5-|
(2:32)(Palm Mute D String Only) x3
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|-----3*---0*-----3*-3*/5----------|
A|-----3*---0*-----3*-3*/5----------|
D|-0-3----0----0-3------------------|
(2:39)(Palm Mute D String Only) x1 (2:43) x4
e|---------------------------------| e|----------------------------|
B|---------------------------------| B|----------------------------|
G|---------------------------------| G|----------------------------|
D|-----3*---0*-----5*---3*-------3-| D|-0-3/10-0-12-0-3/10-0-10h12-|
A|-----3*---0*-----5*---3*-----3---| A|-0-3/10-0-12-0-3/10-0-10h12-|
D|-0-3----0----0-3----0----0-3-----| D|-0-3/10-0-12-0-3/10-0-10h12-|
(2:53) x1 (2:57)(Palm Mute)x12 (3:34)(Slowly Let Off Palm Mute) x4
(Adam lightly pulls the e's(2's) played on high D string, makes that tension sound)
e|------| e|-----------------| e|---------------------------------|
B|------| B|-----------------| B|---------------------------------|
G|------| G|-----------------| G|---------------------------------|
D|-0~~~~| D|-----2---0---2---| D|-----0---0---0-------------------|
A|-0~~~~| A|---0---3---0---3-| A|---0---3---0---3-----------------|
D|-0~~~~| D|-0---3---0---3---| D|-0---3---0---3-------------------|
(3:47)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
A|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
(3:59) x4 (4:11)(Palm Mute) x4 (4:24)(Let Off P.M.) x4
e|-----------------| e|-----------------| e|-----------------|
B|-----------------| B|-----------------| B|-----------------|
G|-----------------| G|-----------------| G|-----------------|
D|-----2---0---2---| D|-----2---0---2---| D|-----0---0---0---|
A|---0---3---0---3-| A|---0---3---0---3-| A|---0---3---0---3-|
D|-0---3---0---3---| D|-0---3---0---3---| D|-0---3---0---3---|
(4:36)
e|---------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
A|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33--0-0~~0-0~~|
(4:48)(Palm Mute D String Only)
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|---------5*p3---------5*p3---------5*p3-----3*p0-|
D|-0-3-0-3------0-3-0-3------0-3-0-3------0-3------|
(4:51) x3 (5:00) x1 (5:03) x4
e|-----------------| e|---------------------------| e|-----------------|
B|-----------------| B|---------------------------| B|-----------------|
G|-----------------| G|---------------------------| G|-----------------|
D|-----2---0---2---| D|-----0h2-0---------0h2-0---| D|-----0---0---0---|
A|---0---3---0---3-| A|---0-------3-----0-------3-| A|---0---3---0---3-|
D|-0---3---0---3---| D|-0-----------3-0-----------| D|-0---3---0---3---|
(5:16) x1
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00--33--12-10--3-5-|
A|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00--33--10-10--3-3-|
D|-00--33--00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00!!33!!00!!33-00--33--10-10--3-3-|
(5:28) x1
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~88-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-|
A|-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~88-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-|
D|-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~88-0-0~~3-3~~0-0~~33-|
(5:40) x16
e|-------|
B|-------|
G|-------|
D|-0.-0.-|
A|-0.-0.-|
D|-0.-0.-|
(6:02) x32
(you do it a lot of fuckin times, ugh)
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|-------------10-|
A|-------10h12----|
D|-10h12----------|
(6:27) x4
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|-------------10-------------10h12-|
A|-------10h12----------10h12-------|
D|-10h12----------10h12-------------|
(6:33) x16
e|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|----------------|
D|-------------10-|
A|-------10h12----|
D|-10h12----------|
(6:45) x4
e|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|-------------10-------------10h12-|
A|-------10h12----------10h12-------|
D|-10h12----------10h12-------------|
(6:52) x1
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------10p0~~0~~----------10~~0~~-------------10~~0~~----------------|
A|------10h12--------------10h12---------------10h12----------10h12########|
D|-10h12--------------10h12------------0~~10h12----------10h12-----########|
(7:18)(Adam uses a talk box, never used one so i dont know exactly how it works but
are the notes(played spaced apart))
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-4~~3~~~~4~~6~~4\3~~~~11~~10~~88~~1111~~10~~~~6~~~8~~~---44~3~~~~|
G|------------------------------------------------------55---------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
(8:13) x28 (8:34)(the (12)'s are natural harmonics on 12 fret)
e|--------------| e|----------------------------------------|
B|--------------| B|----------------------------------------|
G|--------------| G|----------------------------------------| x1
D|----------10~~| D|-(12)(12)12121212-10101010-5555-3~~~0~~~|
A|-----10h12----| A|----------------------------------------|
D|-0h12---------| D|----------------------------------------|
(8:39)
e|-------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------11~~|
G|---------------------------------------------------10~~|
D|------------0~~~~~~0~~----------------------0~~~~~~8~~~|
A|----------------------3h5~~~~3h5p3-3v~~------------8~~~|
D|-10~~~~3/5~~~~5/8~~~~~-----------------3/5~~~~5/8~~8~~~|
(8:51) x2
(strum each chord about 4 times, (once again, listen closley and you'll
sometimes less, just listen notice he squeezes in that last chord
closely.) (_) the 3rd time around.)
e|---------------| e|----------------|------------|
B|-15--13--8--11-| B|-15-13-8-11-(6)-|-15-13-8-11-|
G|-14--12--7--10-| G|-14-12-7-10-(5)-|-14-12-7-10-|
D|-12--10--5--8--| D|-12-10-5-8--(3)-|-12-10-5-8--|
A|-12--10--5--8--| A|----------------|------------|
D|-12--10--5--8--| D|----------------|------------|
(9:15)(listen closley, the rythme changes)
e|-------|
B|-------|
G|-------|
D|-0.-0.-|
A|-0.-0.-|
D|-0.-0.-|
(9:39)(palm mute) (9:52)(palm mute D string only)
x16 x2
e|---------| e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|---------| B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|---------| G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------3-| D|-------------------------------------------------|
A|----3h5--| A|---------5*p3---------5*p3---------5*p3-----3*p0-|
D|-3h5-----| D|-0-3-0-3------0-3-0-3------0-3-0-3------0-3------|
(repeat the 1st part again x8, then the 2nd part x2, then the 1st part AGAIN x8 and the
part x4, ugh)
(10:28)(im getting lazy, you figure out how many times to do this)
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|-0h3-----0h3---------0h3---------0h3-----0h3-|
A|-0h3-----0h3---------0h3---------0h3-----0h3-|
D|-----0-3-----0-3-0-3-----0-3-0-3-----0-3-----|
(10:53)(this part is tricky, count 1,2,3,4 and strum open stings on 1,2,3 but NOT the
beat, so... 123(4)123(4)123(4) over and over until "god damn shit the bed")
e|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----------|
D|-000.-000.-| and its finally fuckin over.
A|-000.-000.-|
D|-000.-000.-|
Excuse me? Doctor? Do you have a moment?"
"A moment? What's the question?"
"More of a situation, a gentleman in exam 3."
"What's the problem?"
"That is the problem, we're not sure."
"You got the chart?"
"Right here."
"Not much here is there."
"No doctor, no obvious physical trauma. Vitals are stable."
"Name?"
"No sir."
"Did someone drop him off? Maybe we could speak to them. Let's get some background on this fella."
"No ID. Nothing. And he won't speak to anybody."
"Well, let's say hello. Good Morning, I'm Dr. Lawson. How are you today? How are you today?! Look son, you're in a safe place. We wanna help in whatever way we can. But you need to talk to us. We can't help you otherwise. What's happened? Tell me everything."
"Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will."
"10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes,
In my 'need to know' pose, just outside of Area 51
Contemplating the whole 'chosen people' thingy
When a flaming stealth banana split the sky
Like one would hope but never really expect
To see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime
And stopping right at my Birkenstocks,
And me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being,
Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan
With Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of
Vanilla Chig Champa
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent
Outta the butt end of the banana vessel
And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw,
And my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip,
And all I could think was:
I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice
That I pissed my fuckin' pants.
So light in his way,
Like an apparition, that
He had me crying out:
Fuck me
It's gotta be
The Deadhead Chemistry
The blotter got right on top of me
Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!
And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said:
"You are the Chosen One,
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me? The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better...
You'd better listen.
Then he looked right through me
With somniferous almond eyes
Don't even know what that means
Must remember to write it down
This is so real
Like the time Dave floated away
See, my heart is pounding
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
It was so real,
Like I woke up in Wonderland.
All sorta terrifying
I don't wanna be all alone
While I tell this story.
And can anyone tell me why
Y'all sound like Peanuts parents?
Will I ever be coming down?
This is so real
Finally, it's my lucky day
See, my heart is racing
'Cause this shit never happens to me
I can't breathe right now!
You believe me, don't you?
Please believe what I've just said!
See the Dead ain't touring
And this wasn't all in my head.
See, they took me by the hand
And invited me right in.
Then they showed me something
I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed.
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position.
Such a heavy burden now to be the One
Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending,
To write it down for all the world to see.
But I forgot my pen
Shit the bed again ...
Typical.
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
Sunkist and sudafed
Gyroscopes and infrared
Won't help, I'm brain dead
Can't remember what they said
God damn, shit the bed
I can't remember what they said to me
Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero
Can't remember what they said
Bob help me!
Can't remember what they said
We don't know, and we won't know...
God damn, shit the bed!"
Legend (i might of forgot some things)
~ - hold note/let ring
p - pull off
* - pinch harmonic
! - lift finger off fret BUT still touching string(s) and strum (makes a harmonic sound)
/ - slide up/down
h - hammer on
. - quick pause
# - pick slide/scratch
v - vibrato
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