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Maynards Dick by Tool
Maynards Dick
Intro
E5 G5 D5 A5 G5 X2
E G D A G X2
Verse 1
E G D
It's all an open center
D A G E
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
E G D
It doesn't have to feel water
D A G
It's just a place that feels right with him
Chorus:
E G D
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D A G E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E G
Would you like to glide on,
G D A G
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G E
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G A5 G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick
Verse 2
E G D
There's a shyness found in reason
D A G E
Apprehensive influence swallow away
E G D
You seem to feel abysmal take it
D A G
then you're careful grace for sure
Chorus (start putting in heavy distortion)
E G5 D5/E
Kinda like the way you're breathing
D5 A5 G5 E
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
E G5
Would you like to glide on,
G5 D5/E A5
Climb on my six inches and go down on Maynard's dick
G5 E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 E5
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5 E5 G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G A5 G A G
Diiiiiiiiiiiick
Bridge
E5 G5
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
E5 C5
Put it right on top of your forehead
E* F#*
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
G* A* G5**
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5** E5**
Diiiiiiiiiick! Maynard's
G5**
Diiiiiiick!
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Footnotes
*for last 2 lines use: E F# G A
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5---7----8---10
x---x----x---x
2----4---5---7
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**Those last chords 1 put in myself, cos in the
in the song, the solo attacks the B at the 12th,
I normaly do that, but if you want, find the
higest G5 and E5 Chords and play them
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version 2
Part : Guitar
Tuning: Standard
Legend
nh - natural harmonic
ph - pinch harmonic
pm - palm mute
x - muted string
h - hammer on
p - pull off
\\ - slide down
// - slide up
b - bend
~~ - vibrato
<7> - natural harmonic
x/// - pick scrape (directions same as slide)
tr - tremolo picking
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Note: Remember it's standard tuning, and the chords tabbed out
for acoustic aren't always the full bar chords. Improvise
a little to get the right chord feel for each phrase.
(electric)
*C5 chord*
*count in*
(electric)
e----------------------------------
b----------------------------------
g----------------------------------
d--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7--7\5-- x2
a--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7--7\5--
e--0-0-xx-3-3-xx-/-10-10-\-5--5\3--
(electric)
e-----------------------------------
b-----------------------------------
g-----------------------------------
d--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7---7\5--
a--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7---7\5--
e--0-0-xx-3-3-xx-/-10-10-\-5---5\3--
|(acoustic) x8
| Emaj Gmaj Dmaj Amaj
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33--2-2-22--0-0-0-3--
b--0-0-xx-0-0--00--3-3-33--2-2-2-0--
g--1-1-xx-0-0--00--2-2-22--2-2-2-0--
d--2-2-xx-0-0--00--0-0-00--2-2-2-0--
a--2-2-xx-2-2--22----------0-0-0-2--
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33----------------3--
(electric)
e--------------------------------------------------------
b--------------------------------------------------------
g--------------------------------------------------------
d--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2--
a--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2--
e--3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-0--0-0--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--
|(acoustic) x4
| Gmaj Emaj
e--3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-0--0-0--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--
b--0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--
g--0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-1--1-1--1-1--1--1--1-1-1--
d--0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2--
a--2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2--
e--3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-0--0-0--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--
(acoustic only)
Emaj Gmaj Dmaj Amaj
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33--2-2-22--0-0-0-3--
b--0-0-xx-0-0--00--3-3-33--2-2-2-0--
g--1-1-xx-0-0--00--2-2-22--2-2-2-0--
d--2-2-xx-0-0--00--0-0-00--2-2-2-0-- x2
a--2-2-xx-2-2--22----------0-0-0-2--
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33----------------3--
*electric guitar goes distortion with feedback*
(electric)
e-----------------------------------
b-----------------------------------
g-----------------------------------
d--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7---7\5--
a--2-2-xx-5-5-xx-/-12-12-\-7---7\5--
e--0-0-xx-3-3-xx-/-10-10-\-5---5\3--
|(acoustic) x2
| Emaj Gmaj Dmaj Amaj
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33--2-2-22--0-0-0-3--
b--0-0-xx-0-0--00--3-3-33--2-2-2-0--
g--1-1-xx-0-0--00--2-2-22--2-2-2-0--
d--2-2-xx-0-0--00--0-0-00--2-2-2-0--
a--2-2-xx-2-2--22----------0-0-0-2--
e--0-0-xx-3-3--33----------------3--
(electric only)
e--------------------------------------------------------
b--------------------------------------------------------
g--------------------------------------------------------
d--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2-- x2
a--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-2--2-2--2-2--2--2--2-2-2--
e--3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-0--0-0--0-0--0--0--0-0-0--
e------------------------------------------------------------------
b------------------------------------------------------------------
g------------------------------------------------------------------
d--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-14--14-14--14-14--14--14--14-14-14--
a--5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-5--5-5-14--14-14--14-14--14--14--14-14-14--
e--3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-3--3-3-12--12-12--12-12--12--12--12-12-12--
e----------------------------------------------------------------------------
b----------------------------------------------------------------------------
g----------------------------------------------------------------------------
d--17--17-17-17--17-17-17--17-17-17--17-17-14-14-14-14-14-12-14-12-14p12-----
a--17--17-17-17--17-17-17--17-17-17--17-17-------------------------------14--
e--15--15-15-15--15-15-15--15-15-15--15-15-12--------------------------------
e---------------------
b---------------------
g---------------------
d--------------------- x2
a---------------------
e--0--3/////////////--
e------------------
b------------------
g------------------
d------------------ x4
a-----------3h5-6--
e--0--0-3h5--------
solo... kinda, sorta
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
b-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
g-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
d--7-7-7-7-7-5-7--7-7-5-7--5h7p5-7--5h7p5(7)p5(7)p5-5-7b--5h7p5(7)p5(7)p5-h7--
a----------ph-----ph----ph-------ph-------------------ph----------------------
e-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
e-------------------------------------------------------------------
b-------------------------------------------------------------------
g-------------------------------------------------------------------
d--2--2-2-2-2-2-2--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--7--7-7-7-7-7-7--10-101010101010--
a--2--2-2-2-2-2-2--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--7--7-7-7-7-7-7--10-101010101010--
e--0--0-0-0-0-0-0--3--3-3-3-3-3-3--5--5-5-5-5-5-5--8--8-8-8-8-8-8---
pm - - - -| pm - - - -| pm - - - -| pm - |
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
b-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
g--9--9-9-9-9-9-9--11-11-11-11-11-11-11-12--12-12-12-12-12-12--14--14-14-14-14-14-14--
d-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
a--7--7-7-7-7-7-7--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--10--10-10-10-10-10-10--12--12-12-12-12-12-12--
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
e-------------------------
b-------------------------
g--16--16-16-16-16-16-16--
d------------------------- x4
a--14--14-14-14-14-14-14--
e-------------------------
x3
e-------------------------|--------------------------
b-------------------------|--------------------------
g--16--16-16-16-16-16-16--|--16--16-16b--(b16)-r-16--
d-------------------------|-------------------------- (x2)
a--14--14-14-14-14-14-14--|--14--14-14b--(b14)-r-14--
e-------------------------|--------------------------
e-----------------------------------------------------------------
b-----------------------------------------------------------------
g--16b-16b-16-16--16--16-16--14--14-12--14-12--14-12--14-12-\--9--
d-----------------------------------------------------------------
a--14b-14b-14-14--14--14-14--12-----------------------------------
e-----------------------------------------------------------------
*hold last note*
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
b-------------------------------11-------------11-----------11------------------
g--10----------10---10----10-------10-10-10-------10-10-10-----10-10-10-(hold)--
d-----tr~~~~--------------------------------------------------------------------
a--8-----------8----8-----8-----------------------------------------------------
e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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version 3
Key:
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
pm. = palm mute
b = 1/2 bend
B = full bend
A.H. = artificial harmonic
Intro - Guitar 1
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------7-----------|
D|---2---5---7---7---5---|
A|---2---5---5---7---5---|
E|---0---3-------5---3---|
Verse - Guitar 2
Play this with the first part.
e|---0---3---2---0-------|
B|---0---3---3---2-------|
G|---1---0---2---2-------|
D|---2---0---0---2-------| x4
A|---2---2-------0-------|
E|---0---3---------------|
Chorus - Guitar 2 Guitar 1
e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------|
B|---3---0---------------| x3 |-----------------------|
G|---0---1---------------| |-----------------------|
D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------|
A|---2---2---------------| |---5---2---------------|
E|---3---0---------------| |---3---0---------------|
4th Time
e|---3---0---------------| |-----------------------|
B|---3---2---------------| |-----------------------|
G|---0---2---------------| |-------2---------------|
D|---0---2---------------| WITH |---5---2---------------|
A|---2---0---------------| |---5---0---------------|
E|---3-------------------| |---3-------------------|
Verse #2 - Guitar 2
e|--------0-----0-------3-----3-------2-----2----------------------|
B|----------0-------------3---------3---3--------------------------|
G|------------1-------------0-----2-------2-------2---0h2p0---0----|
D|------2-------------0---------0---------------2---2-------2------| x2
A|----2-------------2-------------------------0--------------------|
E|--0-------------3------------------------------------------------|
Kick into distortion at the "Kinda like the way you're breathin'" part.
It's guitar 1 from here on out.
Chorus x4
Bridge
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x2
A|-----0/////////--------|
E|---0-------------------|
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|-----------------------|
D|-----------------------| x4
A|-----------3h5-7-------|
E|---0--0-3h5------------|
e|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5---7-7-5-5-7-5-7b-5-5----|
A|---------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------|
A.H all 7's--------
e|------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------9---11---12---14---16-------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------|
A|---2---5---7---10---7---9----10---12---14-------------|
E|---0---3---5---8--------------------------------------|
pm-------------
Then play the 16th fret on G - string through the chorus one last time,
throw in a few bends and stuff.
End x2 Guitar 1 Guitar 2
e|-----------------------| |-----------------------------|
B|-----------------------| |-----------------------------|
G|---14-12-14-12-14-12---| WITH |-----------------------------|
D|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
A|-----------------------| |---7---5---7---5---7---5-----|
E|-----------------------| |---5---3---5---3---5---3-----|
Guitar 1 and finally... Guitar 2
e|-----------------------| |-----------------------|
B|-----------------------| |-----------------------|
G|---14-12---------------| WITH |-----------------------|
D|---------14------------| |---7---5---2-----------|
A|-----------------------| |---7---5---2-----------|
E|-----------------------| |---5---3---0-----------|
it's all an open center
opens up and lets the wind lift him away
it doesn't have to feel water
lets just embrace the feel like that
kinda like the way you're breathing
i kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to glide on
slide a mile six inches and then climb on maynard's dick
theres a shyness found in reason
apprehensive influence swallow away
you seem to feel abysmal take it
then you're careful brace for sure
kinda like the way you're breathing
kinda like the way you keep looking away
would you like to climb on
climb on my six inches and go down on maynard's dick
took you out in the back of the toolshed
put it right on top of your forehead
took you out in the back of the toolshed
now you know what you're fuckin with...maynard's dick
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