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Shotgun On The Short Bus by Imperial Twang
Shotgun On The Short Bus
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
D G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D G
these people worried about my mental health
C G
I only have one set of grandparents
D G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
[Verse]
C
When we sit at the table
G
pass food around
D
and we talk about the family
G
and all the shit that goes down
C
like when uncle cousin Larry
G
ran off with aunt niece Sue
D G
and the people at the Church of Christ didn't know what the hell to do
[Chorus]
D G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D G
these people worried about my mental health
C G
and my family tree looks more like a juniper
D G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
[Verse]
C
When I look back on my life
G
and the times that I had
D
When I got to go fishin'
G
with my uncle dad
C
and I'd always have to bait the hook
G
cause it's hard for him to see
D G
with one eye driftin' off and the other eye lookin' at me
[Chorus]
D G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D G
these people worried about my mental health
C G
and my gene pool's more like the size of a bucket
D G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
[Verse]
C
Well we went to the circus
G
in the old chevy truck
D
we were eatin' cotton candy
G
and drinkin' lots of 7-UP
C
and we stopped by the freak show
G
guess who we saw
D G
Uncle Billy Bobby Buckteeth with his second-cousin daughter inlaw
[Chorus]
D G
I'm riding shotgun on the shortbus
D G
these people worried about my mental health
C G
my gene pool's more like the size of a bucket
[Outro]
D G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
D G
cause I'm a little too related to myself
D G
well I'm a little too related to myself
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