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Raccoon Song by I've Made Too Much Pasta
Raccoon Song
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
C
C F
You might think its weird I'm a raccoon
A# F C
I don't think its weird at all
F
Raccoons are the most adaptable animals
G F C
You might even see one at the mall
[Verse 2]
C F
We're fuffing around your backyard at night
A# F C
We're taking over japan
F G A# C
Three raccoons in a trench coat could easily pass as a hideous man
G A# C
Could easily pass as a hideous man
G A# C
Could easily pass as a hideous, nonvocal, strange-smelling man
[Verse 3]
F G
A group of raccoons is called a "Death squad"
A# C
A hundred raccoons is too many raccoons
F G
A motel full of raccoons is called a "Fluff box"
C
But one raccoon is just called a raccoon
C
One raccoon is just called a raccoon
C
One raccoon is just called a raccoon
[Verse 4]
C F
One day there might be a raccoon president
A# F C
And then what would you say?
C F
They'd be like: "[raccoon noises]"
G A# C
And solve all the world's problems in one day
C F A# F C
There are no raccoons on the moon 'cause they would have chewed a hole through the side
C F G F C
There were no raccoons on the Titanic cause they knew it would sink and die
[Verse 5]
A# F C
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
A# F C
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
A# F C
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
(single strum)
A# F C
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
[Outro]
(Ba Ba Ba vocals)
C F A# F C
C F G C
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