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Dentist by I Kill Cameron
Dentist
Tuning:G C E A
Key:D
Capo:2nd fret
[Verse 1]
F Dm
When I was young and just a bad little kid
Bb C
My momma noticed funny things I did
F Dm
Like shooting puppies with a BB gun
Bb C
I poisoned Guppies and when I was done
F Dm
I'd find a pussy cat and bash in it's head
Bb C
That's when my momma said
[Pre-Chorus]
N.C.
(What did she say)
N.C.
She said my boy I think someday
N.C.
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay
[Chorus]
F Dm
You'll be a dentist
Bb C
You have a talent for causing things pain
F Dm
Son, be a dentist
Bb C
People will pay you to be inhumane
Gm C
Your temperament's wrong for priesthood
Dm Bb
and teaching would suit you still less
Gm
Son be a dentist
C N.C.
You'll be a success!
[Bridge]
F Dm
Here he is folks the leader of the plaque,
Bb C
watch him suck up that gas Oh my God!
F Dm
He is a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Bb C
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquee de sade
Gm C
(Oh that hurts, wait I'm not numb!)
Dm A7 N.C.
Oh shut up, open wide here I come!
[Chorus]
F Dm
I am your dentist
Bb C
I enjoy the career that I picked
F Dm
I am your dentist
Bb C
And I get off on the pain I inflict!
Gm C
When I start extracting your molars
Dm Bb
I'll have you all screming like holy rollers
Gm
Dentist
[Outro]
N.C.
Somewhere in heaven above me,
N.C.
I know that my mama's proud of me
Gm
'Cause I'm a dentist...
N.C. F Dm
And a success!
Bb
Say ah
C
Ah
F
Say Ah
Dm
Aah
Bb C
Yeah
F
Say AAAH
Bb C
AAAAAHHH
C
Now, spit!
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