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Cheaper Than A Shrink by Joe Nichols
Cheaper Than A Shrink
Capo:no capo
(Capo on 2)
[Intro]
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I was sittin' in a chair at the H & R Block
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Some vain accountant pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
A
Said, "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year
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Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"
[Chorus]
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I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, yeah, 16.50 for a bottle of jack
D
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
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And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun"
[Chorus]
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And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink
D
Now me and her had this little problem between us
G
Tryin' to prove the gap between Mars and Venus
A
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor"
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I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers
[Chorus]
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'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, 'bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs
D
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
E F F#
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun"
[Chorus]
G D F# G
And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think
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You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink
G
If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline,
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Then I'd a quit drinkin' when I was 19
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It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy
Em A
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's
[Chorus]
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Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think
G# A D
You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink
A D
Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper than some
Big town, clock hound, drag it down shrink
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