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The Olympics by Jesse Welles
The Olympics
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:3rd fret
[Intro]
NONE
[Chorus]
C
It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
F
And I got a front row seat
G
The bank owns the car, we rent the house
F C
But at least we paid for the street
[Verse]
N.C.
It's the big bitchin' bonafide baby boomer boss battle
F
End of '24
G
I just woke up in the 90s
F C
Too bad I woke up poor
[Verse]
N.C.
It's the AARP buy gold! JG Wentworth Super Bowl
F
And the parents are out of the way
G
So you got a lot explaining to do
F C
For why you ain't got a Roth IRA
N.C.
It won't be long 'til the finale
F
Singing Hotel California in the Holy Eternal Choir
G
For givin' us such amazing music
F C C
We could almost forgive you for our situation this damn dire
[Instrumental]
C C F F G G F C
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A -0-2-3-
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[Outro]
G C
It's the geriatric narcissistic oligarch Olympics
F
And we've all got a front row seat
G
As long as I can use the Wi-Fi
F G C
As long as I ain't gotta think
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