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Commitment Ceremony by Julie Goldman
Commitment Ceremony
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
C G D G x2
N.C.
Come in!
[Verse 1]
C G D G
We can be special friends and live together,
C G D G
we’ll buy a house and be roommates forever.
C G D G
We can be partners like Jacoby and Meyer,
C G D G
you’ll drive the car and I’ll fix the tire (cause I’m butch!)
C G D G
And when you’re down your burden I will carry cause
C G D N.C.
our love is strong, we ought to get – commitment ceremonied!
[Chorus]
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
G D
I wanna live my life,
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
A G C G D G
Say yes, say yes, and be my domestic partner
C G D G
Oh yeah!
N.C.
Okay...
[Verse 2]
C G D G
We’ll have a dog and a couple of kids,
C G D
Even though it’d be difficult for me to adopt your biological baby because
technically we're not really family
G
in the eyes of the government and the church but shouldn’t they be separated.
C G D G
And when I’m sick I know you’ll be there wishin’
C G D G
you could get in my hospital room but you’re waiting for my mothers permission.
C G D G
No one has cared for me the way you have in my life (oh)
C G D N.C.
I wanna say to the world that you’re my very special significant friend
[Chorus]
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
G D
I wanna live my life,
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
A G
Say yes, say yes, and be my…
[Bridge]
D A
Oh, why is our love a crime-ah
C G
just because it involves two vaginas?
D A
Oh God what is the solution
C G
do you really wanna amend the constitution?
D A
I pay the same in taxes
C G
as all those married heterosexual asses.
D A
Come on you homos, stop making a fuss,
C G A
you can have your civil union at the back of the bus (I don’t think so!)
[Chorus]
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
G D
I wanna live my life,
G D
I wanna commitment ceremony you,
A G A G A G
Say yes, say yes, say yes, say hmm-ow, say yes, say yes…..
C G D G
And be my wife!
C G D G
I’m talking about my wife!
[Outro]
C G D G
Or if I was a man, a husband, baby, I’m talking about husband and wife!
C G D G
We don’t want special rights, we just want the same rights, you see?
C G
I am an American citizen and I do pay my taxes,
D G
and I might be gay but my money is green motherfucker!
C G D
And freedom is free, freedom is free! Freedom isn’t something to fight for
G
because it’s called freedom,
N.C.
you dumb fuck!
C G D G
So be my wife
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