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Red Eye Flashes Twice by Julian Smith
Red Eye Flashes Twice
Capo:6th fret
This is a song
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for every person in the world.
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Everybody’s tryin’ to get their picture lookin nice,
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but they act like a camera is some foreign device.
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I’ve got something to ask you, and I’ll keep it concise:
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What are you, stupid? Red eye flashes
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Twice!
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I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies Bill and Bryce,
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Bill takes lots of pictures, so he gave me some advice.
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He moved before the 2nd flash, photographer, yeah right…
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What are you, stupid, Bill? Red eye flashes
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twice!
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All your friend will hate your guts, if you don’t stand still
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Your family will disown your butt, and prob’ly have you killed
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If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don’t,
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but if you do she’ll leave you, and then you definitely
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won’t! Have a girlfriend!
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The famous person in this picture wasn’t very nice
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All I wanted was his picture (and his pizza slice)
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With just one flash he walked away, as if I had head lice
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What are you, stupid? Heh…I’ve seen all your movies twice
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All your friend will hate your guts, if you don’t stand still
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Your family will disown your butt, and prob’ly have you killed
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If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don’t,
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but if you do she’ll leave you, and then you definitely
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won’t!
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See it's much easier to just assume that the flash is gonna go two times and
to just
wait there for a second, rather than move and risk all these people in your
life hating you
forever and wanting you dead, because every time they look at their picture,
they don't
see the picture, they see, "Oh, there's 'So-and-So'. He ruined my picture IN
FRONT OF THE
WASHINGTON MONUMENT. I FREAKIN' HATE THAT GUY!"
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(repeat until done with talking segment)
All your friend will hate your guts, if you don’t stand still
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Your family will disown your butt, and prob’ly have you killed
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If you have a girlfriend, which we all know you don’t,
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but if you do she’ll leave you, and then you
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Definitely won’t! You’ll be single
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for the rest of your life!
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And you won’t have any pictures of yourself, either.
This is a song for every person in the world...
Everybody's trying to get their picture looking nice,
But they act like a camera is some foreign device,
I've got somethin' to ask you and I'll keep it concise,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID!
Red eye flashes twice!
I was trying to snap a picture of my buddies, Bill and Bryce,
Bill takes lots of pictures,
So he gave me some advice,
He moved before the second flash,
"Photographer" yeah right!
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID, BILL!
Red eye flashes twice!
All your friends will hate your guts
If you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt
And probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend,
Which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you,
And then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
Have a girlfriend...
The famous person in this picture wasn't very nice,
I just wanted his picture,
And his pizza slice,
With just one flash he walked away as if I had head lice,
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID!
Heh... I've seen all your movies twice
All your friends will hate your guts
If you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt
And probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend,
Which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you,
And then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
See it's much easier to just assume
That the flash is gonna go two times
And to just wait there for a second,
Rather than move and risk all these people in your life
Hating you forever and wanting you dead,
Because every time they look at their picture,
They don't see the picture,
They see, "Oh, there's 'So-and-So'.
He ruined my picture
IN FRONT OF THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT.
I FREAKIN' HATE THAT GUY!"
All your friends will hate your guts if you don't stand still,
Your family will disown your butt and probably have you killed,
If you have a girlfriend,
Which we all know you don't,
But if you do she'll leave you,
And then you de-fin-ite-ly won't...
You'll be single, for the rest of your life.
And you won't have any pictures of yourself either...
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