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The Most Disturbing Horse Fact by Jordan Keyes
The Most Disturbing Horse Fact
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:G
Capo:3rd fret
[Verse 1]
G Cadd9 C D
I just found out certain breeds of horse can grow a musctache
G Cadd9 C D
and honestly the whole thing makes me sick
G Cadd9 C D
They're already so majestic and strong and they can run fast
G Cadd9 C D
Not to mention a way way bigger distance between their eyes and nose and
G Cadd9 C D G Cadd9
I can tell these musctache horses have a smug demeanor think they're better than
me
C D
from their facial hair right to their withers
C D G
the withers is the part of the horse where their neck meets their back
D C D
what did you think that I was gonna say? Nevermind all I know is that i'll make
them pay
[Chorus]
G D Cadd9
So i'm gonna shave your horse
G C D
My razor's gonna take em' down and peg with no remorse
G D Cadd9
yeah i'm gonna shave your horse
[Outro]
G C D G
I promise it's for the greater good and has nothing to do with my divorce
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