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I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by Bloodhound Gang
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
P-M=Palm-Mute.
()=play only first time
*=play X8 with palm-mute
# Main riff1 # # Main riff2 # # Main riff3 # []= play only second time
E----------------------------| > E------------------------| > E-----------------------------------------|
B-------*--*--*--------------| > B---*--*--*--*-----------| > B---*--*-------------------------------*--|
G--(3)-2--4--6--6-6-6-9-4----| > G--2--4--6--6--4-4-4-4---| > G--2--4--9-9-9-9-8-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-4-[6]--|
D--(3)-2--4--6--6-6-6-9-4----| > D--2--4--6--6--4-4-4-4---| > D--2--4--9-9-9-9-8-6-6-6-6-2-2-2-2-4-[6]--|
A--(1)-0--2--4--4-4-4-7-2----| > A--0--2--4--4--2-2-2-2---| > A--0--2--7-7-7-7-6-4-4-4-4-0-0-0-0-2-[4]--|
E----------------------------| > E---------------P-M-/---| > E-----------------------------------------|
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# Chorus # play X2
E---------------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
D--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E---------------------------------------------|
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Play # Main riff1 #, # Main riff2 #, # Main riff3 #, # Chorus # X2, # Main riffs123 #, # Chorus # X2
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# Bridge # &=play X8-10
E-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B---&-&--------&------------------------&-&--------&--------------------------|
G--9-6--6-4-2-2--2-3-4-4-4-4-4-2-6-8---9-6--6-4-2-2--2-3-4-4-4-4--4--2--6--8--|
D--9-6--6-4-2-2--2-3-4-4-4-4-4-2-6-8---9-6--6-4-2-2--2-3-4-4-4-4--4--2--6--8--|
A--7-4--4-2-0-0--0-1-2-2-2-2-2-0-4-6---7-4--4-2-0-0--0-1-2-2-2-2--2--0--4--6--|
E-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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Play # Main riff1 #, # Main riff2 #, # Main riff3 #
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# Bridge2 # play X2 * = play X8-10
E----------------------------------------|
B---*--*--*------------------------------|
G--6--4--6--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
D--6--4--6--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--|
A--4--2--4--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E----------------------P-M-----------/--|
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Outro - play # Bridge2 # without P-M X3 (last chord x466xx)!!!
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version 2
Standard Tuning
Intro
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Verse (palm muted)
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-
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Verse Ending 1
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-9---9--12--12-7-
Verse Ending 2
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-11-11-11-11-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-
-9--9--9--9--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-
Pre Chorus 1
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-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7-
Pre Chorus 2
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-14--14-14-11--11-11-7--7-7-9--9-9- -6-x16
-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7--7-7- -4-
Chorus
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-14-x16 -9-x16 -14-x16 -9-x16
-12- -7- -12- -7-
Bridge 1
Make sure you listen to the song to get the timing down right, or this won't sound right.
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-14-14--14-14-14-14-16/14-16/14-11--11-11-11-11-11-11-9-7--
-12-12--12-12-12-12-14/12-14/12-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--7-5--
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-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-9--9-9-9-9-7-6-4-
-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-7--7-7-7-7-5-4-2-
Bridge 2
"Chicks..dig guys that are queer..." This is all palm muted.
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-11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16 -14-x8 -9-x8 -11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16
-9-- -7- -9-- -12- -7- -9-- -7- -9--
Outro
There are 3 parts to the outro... here they are separately...
Part 1
"See I'm not queer I'm too ugly!"
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-12-12-12-12-7-7-7-7-
"Uglyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!..."
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-14-14-x-14-14-14-14--14-14-x-14-14-14-14-
-12-12-x-12-12-12-12--12-12-x-12-12-12-12-
"And I don't shave my hiney!..."
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-9-x16 -11-x16
-7- -9--
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*Tab Order*
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Intro
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Chorus
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 2
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Chorus
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Bridge 1
Verse
Verse Ending 1
Verse
Verse Ending 2
Pre Chorus 1
Bridge 2
Outro
CHORDS:
Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx)
A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx)
B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx)
INTRO:
[spoken:]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter
VERSE 1:
Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
A5 B5 C#5
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
B5 A5 B5 E5
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Eb5 C#5 A5
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
B5 [stop]
I just wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 2:
A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
A5 B5 C#5
Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
B5 A5 B5 E5
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
Eb5 C#5 A5
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
B5 C#5
Scoring with a super model would be easy
VERSE 3:
A5 B5
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but also is synonomous with
C#5 E5 B5
'super dumb'
A5 B5
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and
C#5 B5
soon I'd become
A5 B5 E5
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
Eb5 C#5 A5
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
B5 [stop]
I wish I was queer so I could get
CHORUS:
E5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
E5 B5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
A5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3]
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get
BRIDGE:
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
Chicks
E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5
VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3]
Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get
OUTRO:
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
E5 B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5
Chicks dig guys that are
B5
Queer guys that don't dig
C#5 E5
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
B5
And I don't shave my heiny
C#5
Don't shave my heiny
E5 B5 C#5
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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