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Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
Bad Touch
"Ha ha. Well now, we call this the act of mating. But, there are several important
differences between human beings and animals that you should know about."
Then there's that techno beat...
"I'd appreciate your input..."
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------3--------3---------------8-8-5----------------------|
A|-3--3-3-6----3-6-6---6--3-6p5h6----------8----6-6-8-6----6h8--|
E|--------------------------------6-----------8----------8------| x2
Verse (upstrokes and downstrokes)
v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^ v ^
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
E|---------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| x4
No guitar between the chorus.
e|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------3--------3---------------8-8-5----------------------|
A|-3--3-3-6----3-6-6---6--3-6p5h6----------8----6-6-8-6----6h8--|
E|--------------------------------6-----------8----------8------| x2
Verse (strum pattern same as above)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---------------------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
E|-----------------------------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-| x4
Standard Tuning w/ Capo at 3rd fret
Chord progression remains constant throughout (Am, C, G, F), but here it is anyway...
Am C
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
G F
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
Am C
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
G F
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
Am C
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
G F
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Am C
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are inclined
G F
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
Do it now
Am C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)
Am C
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
G F
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)
Am C
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
G F
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Am C
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
G F
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
Am C
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
G F
Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip
Am C
So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle
G G
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
(chorus)
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version 2
:
# riff # X2 !play with palm-muting! /-slide up
E|----------------------------------------------------------------
B|----------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------3-3-------------------------
D|------------3----------3---5--------------5-3-------3-----------
A|--3-3-3-3-6-----3-6-6---6---3-3h6p3------------3-6----6--3-6/8--
e|----------------------------------------------------------------
:
# verse # X4 !play all notes X4 palm-muted!
E|------------------
B|------------------
G|------------------
D|--5---8-----------
A|--3---6---8---6---
e|----------6---4---
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# chorus # X4 !play all notes X8!
E|------------------
B|------------------
G|--5---8-----------
D|--5---8---8---6---
A|--3---6---8---6---
e|----------6---4---
:
# bridge # X2 v=heavy vibrato
E|--------------------------
B|--------------------------
G|--------------------------
D|--------------------------
A|--3vvvv6vvvv13vvvv11vvvv--
e|--------------------------
:
Then play riffX2, verseX4, chorusX4, bridgeX2, then pause,
then play chorusX4 & play the bridge over & over while fading out.
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