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The Blowjob Machine by Judd Pilson
The Blowjob Machine
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo
[Verse 1]
C F
I may not be Thomas Edison,
C F
I may not even be a doctor of medicine,
F C F C F C G
But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind
F C F C F C F C
It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or
F C G
smelly or dumb or blind
[Chorus]
C A7 F G
Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
C
The Blowjob Machine
C
Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and
presto!
[Chorus]
C A7 F G
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
C
The Blowjob Machine
[Verse 2]
G F C
Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler even old Da Vinci
G
Have wrestled with creativity
F C
only never to succeed
C A7 F G C
but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me
[Chorus]
C A7 F G
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
C
The Blowjob Machine
[Bridge]
C
How did you invent this astonishment?
C
Well I got my creative juices flowin
A7
Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in
F
Precisely adjusted the power of the suck
G
Drop my trou and holy fuck!
[Chorus]
C A7 F G
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
C
The Blowjob Machine
[Chorus]
C A7 F G
It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen,
C
The Blowjob Machine
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