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1 Dad by Jonathan Something
1 Dad
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
G C G
And then on the 7th day
G C G
Even God had had to take a break
D Am D
Oh Lordy Lordy, ain't it getting late
D Am D
I could sure go for a whisky straight
G C G
When I finish with the dirty deed
G C G
I think I'll move up to Albany
D Am D
Sell the rich kids expensive weed
D Am D
Then take my luck to Tennessee
G C G
Maybe start me a cattle ranch
G C G
Find a young wife and good horse-hand
D Am D
I got an eye for the cowboy stuff
D Am D
Fuck a savior, I done, had enough
G C G
Then one day his phone would buzz
G C G
It’d be Adam his android son
D Am D
Saying papa I could use some help
D Am D
I think we opened up the gates of hell
G C G
And Eve his golem girl
G C G
Wearing a leaf over her virgin pearl
D Am D
Says i couldn't help but eat that fruit
D Am D
It was half off now what would Jesus do?
G C G
Oh holy shit you two what have you done?
G C G
You've gone and screwed the pooch for everyone
D Am D
Now every being for eternity
D Am D
Will be fucked or else be fucked by me
G C G
Last I heard they had a couple sons
G C G
The farmer brother killed the other one
D Am D
Just what the hell is with this family?
D Am D
You couldn't find this on late night TV
G C G
Well I thought Noah was a decent dude
G C G
Until his boy had found him drunk and nude
D Am D
So Noah cursed him and he cast him out
D Am D
And messed it all up for another round
G C G
And so god he put his sandal down
G C G
And divvied up the boys from every town
D Am D
You can't play at all if you can't play nice
D Am D
Then threw away our only set of dice
G C G
Now I feel for God I really do
G C G
His only good son loved a prostitute
D Am D
And went and pissed off all the Roman boys
D Am D
They ran him ragged like a child's toy
G C G
I'm sure that god just wants to be a-lone
G C G
Watching Sopranos or the Game of Thrones
D Am D
But I can't help but feel a little bad
D Am D
So I got him this mug that says #1 Dad
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