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Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat by JP Harris
Take Off Your Tin Foil Hat
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
Note: You can extend your pinky up to the low E string and bend during the
transitions between E and A,
and again in the transition from A back to E.
[Intro]
E E7 E
[Verse 1]
E A
Well I read on Reddit that the Reds are coming and by Reds I mean blues
E B7
That are secretly commies that were posthumously hired by Hugo Chavez to alter
ballots
E
And the theory holds water if you don’t overthink it
A
But the water is the Kool-Aid so don’t ever drink it
E B7 E
And I only trust news that is tailored to my discerning palate
[Verse 2]
E
Did you know Q is the 45th letter in the alphabet
A
And that’s how I know that the 45th president
E B7
Sends secret codes in 45 character tweets
E
And D-Day is coming and I’m armed to the teeth
A
Against tyrannical government except when I think
E B7 E
They need my unsolicited help quelling people’s freedom of speech
[Chorus]
E A
Take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
E B7
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been stashin’
E A
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
E
Away for the Satanist hordes, good lord!
B7 E
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet
[Verse 3]
E
The virus is fake so I’m goin’ to the beach
A
And masks make you wanna have sex with a sheep
E B7
And I’ll shoot you if stop me from getting drunk over at Chili’s
E
I read between the lines or at least every twenty
A
I skimmed the report and something seems funny
E B7 E
And the proof is all there I just don’t have details, really
[Verse 4]
E
Global warming’s a hoax from a supercomputer
A
To take all our trucks and make us drive scooters
E B7
And microchip the masses I just know it to be so
E
I want the freedom to die in a senseless mass shooting
A
I heard Obama was paying for the protests and looting
E B7 E
And the proof is in the basement of the Alamo
[Chorus]
E A
Take off your tin foil hat, don’t you know that it’s out of fashion
E B7
Don’t you know that Jesus frowns on all the ammo that you’ve been stashin’
E A
Do you believe the 5Gs are coming in the night to take your babies
E
Away for the Satanist hordes, good lord!
B7 E
Y’all must be bored, you need to get off the internet
E
Oh I said Lord (good Lord!)
B7
Y'all must be bored, you need to get off
E
Stay off, get gone, from the internet
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