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Talkin Neighbour From Hell by Josh Okeefe
Talkin Neighbour From Hell
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:A
Capo:2nd fret
Standard tuning
A lot of hammer-ons going on here
[Intro]
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 1]
G C
I was woke up early one morn'
D G
To the sound of ma Dad's Opel car horn
G C
So I wiped me eyes, pulled off my sheets
D
And got up without even brushin’ my teeth
D
I looked out window
D7 G
Couldn’t believe me eyes
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 2]
G C
I flew down the stairs and I gave a big yelp
D G
And said “Hey Dad, I might need a little help”
G C
He huffed and puffed, screamed an earload
D
“But,“ I said, “it’s your car, it’s being towed”
D
Then there was a loud bang
D7 G
He nearly fell down the stairs
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 3]
G C
He sprinted down the road like Usain Bolt
D G
Till the tow truck came to a sudden halt
G C
Out got a man whose name was Purvis
D
He said he was with the wrecker service
[Verse 4]
G C
Well, me Dad got Purvis right by the collar
D G
And Purvis gave a right big holler
G C
Starin' into me father's fist
D
He said, “It’s your neighbour, he put me up to this
D
It wasn’t me!”
D7 G
He sounded like Shaggy!
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 5]
G C
Me pop said “Argh” and he beat his chest
D G
You can only imagine what happened next
G C
“Fie fih, foh, fum”
D
Screamed the redhead Irishman
D7 G
Watch out, here he comes!
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 6]
G C
We knocked and knocked and we rang his bell
D G
Told the neighbour to come out right from hell
G C
He could've been scared of the angry mob
D
Or was on some kinda devil job
D
As there was no answer
D7
So we left a message...
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 7]
G C
Later on, he came by our back door
D G
Sayin' “Have you been rapping at my front door?
G C
If it’s about the car, I thought it was junk, no more
D
Slips my mind that you folks are poor”
D7
Rich, comin' from him
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 8]
G C
Could've made amends, he could've built a bridge
D G
But he ended up with a knuckle sandwich
G C
Right on the nose, right on the chin
D
That’s one kinda way to wipe off a grin
D7
Take the teeth out, too
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
[Verse 9]
G C
Ah, the neighbour from hell, what he didn’t know
D G
Was me Dad bought the car a few years ago
G C
It wasn’t for a project or a classic car race
D
He got it 'cause he kept parkin’ in his parkin’ space
D
Woody Guthrie once said: “This land is your land, this land is my land”
D D7 G
Well, me pop once said: “This land ain’t your land, this land is my land”
[Interlude]
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
G C D G
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