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Gaston by Josh Gad
Gaston
Capo:no capo
(play A+ as x0232x)
[Intro] – fast 6 count
D A7 D A7 D A7
[A]
Bm Bm Bm Bm
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
Bm Bm Bm Bm
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
D D D D
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
Bm Bm/A E/G# E A
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
[B]
A A+ D A
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
A D
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
Bm Em Em A D
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
Bm G
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
Bb Bb Bb A
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
[C]
A A+ D A
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
A D
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Bm E
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
Bb A D
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
[D]
A A/A#
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
A/B A/C A/C#
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
[E]
A A+ D A
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
A D
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
Bm Em Em A Bm
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
Bm G Bb
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
Bb A
Is that fair? I don't care
[F]
D A
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
A D
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
Bm E Bb A D
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
[BRIDGE]
F# Bm E A
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
A Bm Bm/A
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
E/G# E A
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
[Music Interlude]
[G]
A A+ D A
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
A Bb7
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
D/A E/G# E
I use antlers in all of my decorating
[OUTRO]
A A A G A
Say it again
E/G# E E D E
Who's a man among men?
G E/G# A Bm
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
G F#7 Bm
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
G E/G# A B7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
Em A
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
A
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
D Bb A D
Gaston!
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version 2
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:2nd fret
[Verse]
C Am D G
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
C Am D G
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
C Am D G
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
Am G F D G
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
G C G
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
G C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
Am Dm Dm G C
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
Am F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
G# G# G# G
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
G C G
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
G C
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Am D
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
G# G C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
G E
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
G A A7 D
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you! Too much? ...Yep
G C G
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
G C
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
Am Dm Dm G Am
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
Am F G#
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
G# G
Is that fair? I don't care
C G
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
G C
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
Am D G# G C
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits) Ten points for Gaston!
Am G D G
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
Am G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
F D G
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
G C G
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
G G#
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
Am D D
I use antlers in all of my decorating
G G G F G
Say it again
D D D C D
Who's a man among men?
F D G Am
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
F E Am
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
F D G A7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...
Dm G
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
G
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...
[Outro]
C G C
Gaston!
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