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Holy Guacamole by Jose Suicidio
Holy Guacamole
Tuning:E A D G B E
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
Gm
[Verse 1]
C
Holy guacamole
Fmaj7
Holy guacamole
Am Gm C7
I just got hit by a car
F E Am
And you're the one who swept me off my feet
F Dm
Pushed me in the street
Em Ab7 G7 C G
Left me in a coma
[Verse 2]
C
Guacamole me
Fmaj7
Guacamole you
Am Gm C7
I just got busted for drugs
F E Am
And you're the one who sold me to the fed
F Dm
Leaving me for dead
Em Ab7 G7
Played me for a fool
[Verse 3]
C
Making guacamole
Fmaj7
Mix it in the bowl-y
Am Gm C7
I just got mauled by a bear
F E Am
And you're the one who covered me with honey
F Dm
Thought it was so funny
Em Ab7 G7
How could you be so cruel?
Cmaj7
Take it
[Trumpet Solo]
Cmaj7 Fmaj7 Am Gm C F E Am F Dm Em Ab7
[Verse 4]
Db
Cap'n guacamole
Gbmaj7
Officer stromboli
Bbm Abm Db7
I just got shot in the face
Gb F Bbm
And you're the one who had the smoking gun
Gb Ebm
Love is just no fun
E A7 Ab7
Whenever I'm with you
[Verse 5]
Db
Guacamole coma
Gbmaj7
Yuma, Arizona
Bbm Abm Db7
I just got Hepatitis-C
Gb F Bbm
And you were standing there with a syringe
Gb Ebm
How it makes me cringe
E A7 Ab7
Breaks my heart in two
[Outro]
Db
Holy guacamole
Gbmaj7
Lumpy green and rolly
Bbm Abm Db7
Baby, I wouldn't change a thing
Gb F Bbm
Cause even though I'm down upon my luck
B Ab7
I don't give a fuck
Ab Db
As long as I have you
[Outro]
Gb Bbm Ab Db
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