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Better Not Go Outside by Jordie Lane


      Better Not Go Outside



Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:C
Capo:no capo

C/G:332010
G:320033
G6/9:302033
G7:323003
 
 
[Intro]
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 1]
    C/G
You better not go
    Am               C/G   Am
You better not go outside
             C/G
Although the Sun is in its shining glory
Am                             Dm     G
We all know what violent story hides
    F                    Am
You better not try to outrun the truth
    G
You can't do that
       C
You'll always lose
       F             Am
If you wanna play it safe
        G      G6 G7           G6
Just be advised       you better not go outside
 
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 2]
    C/G
Try not to fall asleep
           Am                                C/G  Am
Try not to fall asleep straight after you're done
           C/G
You better pretend you're a happy Larry
Am                                Dm  G
Free and content even when you're not
    F
Try not to obsess
     Am
Over symmetry
G                    C
Accept that death is history
F                  Am
Pack your heels so you're the right
               G    G6 G7       G6
Height for the ride or you better not go outside
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 3]
           C/G
You should eat more kale
           Am                 C/G  Am
You should work your core and swim
           C/G
Make no mistake yes it's your stress to blame
   Am                           Dm   G
So get proactive now about that skin
      F
Shake hands with disease
     Am
Make peace with war
     G                         C
Stay calm when they run out of milk at the store
F                Am
If Doctor Robert was not dead
             G   G6 G7                 G6
He could prescribe but oh well we better not go outside
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 4]
    C/G
Get set for danger
         Am                 C/G Am
Get that rifle off grandpas wall
             C/G
Make sure to floss between your teeth every day
Am                            Dm       G
You don't want tartar to gain control
       F
So get set for kids
   Am
Be ready for debt
G                     C
Learn how to love his morning breath
F                Am
Yes it's hard to swallow it all
    G   G6 G7         G6
Sometimes so you better not go outside
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 5]
     C/G
Find something to believe in
   Am                      C/G      Am
Or better yet find an allergy or two
               C/G
Find something coarse enough to scrub the mould off
Am                               Dm G
Everything you see and touch and do
     F
Find somewhere to excuse yourself
     Am
From every social situation
G
Choose your vice numb your pain
     C
It's pointless to be just a patient
F                  Am
In an over crowded waiting room all
G    G6 G7        G6
Night so you better not go outside
 
C/G Am C/G Am
 
[Verse 6]
      C/G
After all's been said
      Am                      C/G  Am
After all's been battered and fried
               C/G
Your to do list still grows like creeping charlie
Am                                   Dm     G
You can't cut him down how hard you've tried
      F
After all's been lost
    Am
And there's nothing left
   G
To death they cry
     C
Will you be there?
F          Am
Or are you just as scared as
G G6 G7            G6
Me oh well we better not go outside
 
[Outro]
C/G Am F C/G
 
Repeat to fade





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