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De-Evolving by Jonathan Coulton
De-Evolving
Tuning:E A D G B E
Key:Em
Capo:no capo
[Intro]
Em G C9 B+
Em G C9 B+
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
A
Anyway more than I used to
G A
I used to be so tall and thin
G F#
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
G A D Dsus4 D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G D F# Bm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
G D G D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
A
I am de-evolving
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinner-time
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
A
Anyway more than I used to
G A
I used to have a little body hair
G F#
Now I have to use a razor every-where
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
G A D Dsus4 D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G D F# Bm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
G D G D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
A
I am de-evolving
[Bridge]
E Emaj7
Why get so angry at me?
E7 A Am E
I don't under-stand how you expect me to defend my actions
F# B7
Knowing what you now know
E Emaj7 E7
Monkey one and monkey two
A Am
Monkey me and monkey you
E
Monkey see and monkey
F# B7 Em G
Do you still love me
C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
Now that I'm a monkey?
[Verse]
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
Em G C9 B+ Em G C9 B+
I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail in-side my pants
A
Anyway more than I used to
G A
I used to see a movie now and then
G F#
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong a-gain
[Chorus]
G D A Asus4 A
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
G A D Dsus4 D
And there's nothing modern science can do
G D F# Bm
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
G D G D
I'm de-vol-ving, I'm de-vol-ving
A
I am de-evolving
[Outro]
Em G C9
B+ Em G C9
I'm de-vol-ving
B+ Em G C9
De-evol-ving
B+ Em G C9 B+
I'm a coal miner's daughter
Em
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